Words you can't say when you're drunk

[Chris_Dog]

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

1. You probably don't want to hear my opinion, so I will just listen to yours.
2. I am sorry I was so off base there, you are right.
3. Hey Bubba don't do that you might get hurt.


OT Joke:
Rednecks last words...
Hey Bubba watch this!

 

[dblvsn]

THINGS THAT ARE KIND OF HARD TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Hefeweizen
Schwarzbier
Budweiser

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Lactobacillus delbrueckii
Brettanomyces bruxellensis
Saccharomycetaceae

 

[barroomhero1234]

No i dont have a condom

 

[slnies]

I'm sorry, your higher grammatical ejaculations are to copious for my highly scholastic and diminutive propensities. Remember that drunk. S.

 

[OrvilleOrdinary]

I don't think sobriety would make that sentence any more attractive.

 

[thataintchicken]

the problem comes from the fact I am drunk and trying to post. so, in essence, I'm skewing the results, therefore changing the outcome.

 

[slnies]

Wait, Wait. ... I have another one. Do not enumerate on the juvenile poultry before the full process of incubation has occurred. Another one to remember when you are drunk.

 

[Joe C]

Personally, I like making people say this little tounge twister:

"I am the best mother pheasent plucker who ever plucked a mother pheasent".

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Dammit!! Consider myself schooled by the gnome!

At least I'm staying on topic, kinda:

monosodium glutamate
hydrogenated

Tried to school a Brit on the proper use of English words. Really? :rockin:

Looks like he got you "Aluminated" (see what I did there, the Brit is cringing now) but I still admire you for the attemp.

 

[Bourdon]

Judicial System