ChshreCat
Well-Known Member
I wish I had a dose of the clap and my brain was Jello
Granted! You're now qualified to be on Jersey Shore.
I wish I got more sleep last night.
I wish I had a dose of the clap and my brain was Jello
I wish I got more sleep last night.
I wish my workload included golf.
Granted. You are now a caddy.
I wish I hadn't eaten that burrito for lunch.
Wish granted, you had McDonald's for lunch.
I wish I didn't have class until 10:00 tonight
Granted. You have class until 4 AM. And work at 5 am.
I wish I had put more hops in my last IPA.
Granted. All human life on earth perishes leaving the world very happy.
I wish I was an immortal space traveler
I wish I could see through walls whenever I wanted to.
Granted. You are also now a 24/7 live in counselor at a facility for the morbidly obese.
I wish I were in bed asleep already.
Granted. You are asleep. You will wake up to a bleak, mundane life with no prospects.
I wish I had a cheezeburger
Granted, your car did.
I wish I never had to mow my lawn.
Granted. Your lawn is over 5 million square miles of sandy desert with no trees in sight.
I wish I could speak Spanish fluently.
I wish I won the Lotto
Granted. Actually, you won The Lottery. So you've been chosen to be stoned to death.
Granted. Actually, you won The Lottery. So you've been chosen to be stoned to death.
I wish I had the power of the force.
Granted. You are a Sith Lord, the love of your life dies during childbirth, and you fall into lava, disfiguring you forever and forcing you to live in a life support system for the rest of your life.
I wish I wouldn't have watched Pizza Paradise on the travel channel, because now I wish I had a real New York style Pizza!
I wish SF Giant's jerseys weren't so damn expensive.
Granted... Big 5 ordered way too many jerseys and were selling at 70% off but once you pulled it out of the wash it was white with dark blue pinstripes.
I wish I had a car that worked!
Granted. You had a big meal. You just found out about a world toilet paper shortage.
I wish I could drink at work.
Granted, you now work at home, because you have become me!......But you now have my body and every time you masturbate you are doing it with MY dick.
I wish I could forget the image I just put in my head.
Granted.It becomes a warm sensation.
I wish every video game was in english and available at affordable prices,
Granted, Every Game is now ET for the Atari
I wish I had a new phone.
I wish I didn't have a headache.
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