Wish Corruption thread

[Inodoro_Pereyra]

Granted! She's your sister.

I wish I had a race car.

 

[JorgeIsKing]

Granted! Enjoy your new Matchbox Collectible.

I wish My beloved Pirates would make it to the World Series!

 

[captianoats]

Granted! Not only do they make it to the series, but you get a ticket to the first game. Too bad you try and sneak a goat into the stadium with you. Now not only did you start a curse, but you watch them lose from the county jail.

I wish the football strike was over.

 

[phidelt1499]

I wish the football strike was over.

Granted! However, in order to end the strike, the league implemented a minimum ticket cost of $1000 in order to pay the players more.

I wish my student loans would be forgiven so I can spend more on brewing!