Wait, maybe the flower petals looked like these:View attachment 199750
Or maybe the kind that can only be purchased semi legally in a few states of the union.
Wait, maybe the flower petals looked like these:View attachment 199750
Well, at least she didn't drop her tampon in it........
The grass is gonna need mowing--run that mower across that bitches flower beds-problem solved---
Most you guys sound like you're watching to much Montel & Dr. Phil
The grass is gonna need mowing--run that mower across that bitches flower beds-problem solved---
Most you guys sound like you're watching to much Montel & Dr. Phil
My wife doesn't like my brewing but would not sabatoge it. I brew on my own budget.
If she did, the house budget would be be buying me a stainless rig and it would be drop shipped to my new home.
In the mean... I mean, mean time. I'd be tempted to mess up her stuff.
1) Every piece of her clothing would have a hole or cigarette burn in it.
2) I'd grab every pair of high heel shoes she owns and saw 1/2" off the heel on just one shoe.
3) I'd bust at least one hook on each of her bras after i put odorless bengay on the left D cup.
4) I'd put nair in her shampoo
5) I'd dip all of of the light bulbs in garlic juice then screw them back into the sockets.
6) I stuff fresh shrimp inside the curtain rods in the living room.
7) I'd put her work email address on every porn website that I could find.
8) I'd make sure I have mobile remote control of her xfinity cable box with it set to record WWF wresting on PPV only during prime time.
9) I'd use facesniff to post MILF & Sugar Daddy's links on her Facebook Wall.
10) I'd brew beer on my new rig and think of some other crap to do to her.
Hell no---You're kidding, right?
you're single , right?
ftfy
Man, do you have issues!
Raw shrimp in the curtain rods?
I spit coffee all over my kindle. LOL
Women, they're all the same except your mother, but even then, ask your father
Women, they're all the same except your mother, but even then, ask your father
Women, they're all the same except your mother, but even then, ask your father
Yep. They suck. They can't brew beer or anything.
Women, they're all the same except your mother, but even then, ask your father
It's a specific cut of cured and smoked pork (i.e., bacon), which in the US is called Canadian bacon - in spite of you, not because of you.there is no such thing as canadian bacon, it's frikkin ham!!!!
P.S. I'm Canadian too!
Bacon made only from the loin is sold as "Canadian Bacon" or "Canadian-Style Bacon" in the United States. It does not include the belly at all, and is sold as lean medallions that are reminiscent of sliced ham. Canadian-style bacon is cut from the lean eye of the loin, which is taken from the middle of back. It is fully cooked and it is usually smoked. In the early 20th century the British began importing "side bacon" from Canada due to a pork shortage. This product, which was smoked, was referred to as "Wiltshire Sides". The ensuing popularity of this "Canadian" bacon style led to the introduction in the United States of the smoked preparation known as Canadian-style bacon today.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Back_bacon
Is anybody else wondering if this guy is alive?
As a Dane, I only eat meatballs if made from 100% ground Swede. Anything else isn't worth my time.
The OP?? No way! He's dead. Castration gone bad ... he bled out.
Is anybody else wondering if this guy is alive????
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