Anyone can follow what I wrote for ales and make perfectly decent beer. What you are calling wrong is adding a more advanced opinion of brewing into it. The average homebrewer is doing exactly what those 5 bullets entail.
Of course I could have covered things like putting your lager outside... but that is taking into account season/location, which is again something which makes lagers harder to produce.
The simple answer is that lagers are much harder for the average homebrewer to produce. If you don't agree, then you are blinded by the experience you have earned as a homebrewer and don't realize that the average homebrewer cannot lager.
Of course I could have covered things like putting your lager outside... but that is taking into account season/location, which is again something which makes lagers harder to produce.
The simple answer is that lagers are much harder for the average homebrewer to produce. If you don't agree, then you are blinded by the experience you have earned as a homebrewer and don't realize that the average homebrewer cannot lager.