Who'd Win A Bar Fight?

[teh_pelt]

of that list i saw only two that hang out in bars homer and peter, they are also the two biggest, i think. so they probly will hold there alchol beter and not be as intoxicated going into the fight. then i recal an episode were homer tried his hand at boxing. so he's got the fighting experiance to back him up. though his stratigy was just get hit untel the other guy cant stand anymore, but hey, exp is exp.

 

[Orfy]

Cool thread.

After seeing that clip of a normal bunny with a snake, I'm going for Buggsy Malone.

 

[Torchiest]

Bugs would never get in a fight. He'd stand aside and watch the pandemonium. Out of the remaining characters, Homer would win, because it has been proven that he is basically indestructible. Sure, Popeye would eat some spinach and knock everybody else out, but even after he beat on Homer for an hour, Homer would still be standing. And that spinach has to wear off eventually...

 

[trinitone]

What? No obligatory Nader option? My vote is for Optimus Prime. I wouldn't want to spill his beer.