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Ha the scene from the blues brothers comes to mind.

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Sweet Jesus I had a dogfish head sah'tea the other night. I farted so effing loud and one right after the other that I woke my wife up at like 2:30 in the morning. One right after the other. Smell was not the worst ever, but the volume was un****ing real. Shook the darn bed.
 
Sweet Jesus I had a dogfish head sah'tea the other night. I farted so effing loud and one right after the other that I woke my wife up at like 2:30 in the morning. One right after the other. Smell was not the worst ever, but the volume was un****ing real. Shook the darn bed.

Ha! I had farts like that the other day on my couch. Came home from work starving, ordered a pizza and almost ate the whole thing. About a half an hour later my farts were so damn loud. They vibrated the **** outta my couch!

It was pretty awesome. Sadly no one else was there to experience the awesomeness with me.

So you only drank ONE and it made you fart like that?
 
Ha! I had farts like that the other day on my couch. Came home from work starving, ordered a pizza and almost ate the whole thing. About a half an hour later my farts were so damn loud. They vibrated the **** outta my couch!

It was pretty awesome. Sadly no one else was there to experience the awesomeness with me.

So you only drank ONE and it made you fart like that?

Only one. I swear, my wife woke up and was like "What the, what was that?"
 
Ha! I had farts like that the other day on my couch. Came home from work starving, ordered a pizza and almost ate the whole thing. About a half an hour later my farts were so damn loud. They vibrated the **** outta my couch!

It was pretty awesome. Sadly no one else was there to experience the awesomeness with me.

Sounds like you are lactose intolerant man!
 
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