Where did all the mods go?

[dataz722]

LOL! yeah! I would be the best ****ing mother****ing mod in the whole ****ing world ever!!

****ing A you would!

 

[Mermaid]

The irony is that I'm listening to The Who's Quadrophenia right now. (True story)

+1

LOOOOOOOOVE REIGN O'ER MEEEEEEEE :rockin:

 

[Yooper]

Didn't you guys see the thread about the mod strike? They're striking to get better wages, more respect, and more free beer by the HBT distributors. Four twelve packs a month just isn't enough and $500 a month is hardly worth it. The respect, well, you know.

I have no life outside of HBT, so I decided to be a scab.

I moved the strike thread to a place that you can't see. Muahahahawuwuwahahaha.

 

[mattd2]

If he is a statue how in the hell is he going to move anything.

No you misunderstood me, I said apply for mod statues, as in little statues of the mods. Then LGI could setup the entire forum on post-it notes and use the mod statues to move posts around. Man I thought it was obvious what I meant

 

[dataz722]

No you misunderstood me, I said apply for mod statues, as in little statues of the mods. Then LGI could setup the entire forum on post-it notes and use the mod statues to move posts around. Man I thought it was obvious what I meant

hahaha, that is damn good and possibly sig worthy.

 

[MyNameIsPaul]

No you misunderstood me, I said apply for mod statues, as in little statues of the mods. Then LGI could setup the entire forum on post-it notes and use the mod statues to move posts around. Man I thought it was obvious what I meant

I wish I was as drunk as that guy, but alas, I'm drinking a very tasty, triple hopped, pilsner. It's got this very effective, taste distributing Vortex neck on the bottle. So Good!

 

[dataz722]

I wish I was as drunk as that guy, but alas, I'm drinking a very tasty, triple hopped, pilsner. It's got this very effective, taste distributing Vortex neck on the bottle. So Good!

I love that vortex! All bottles should have them. Personally, I always thought that beer didn't go flat nearly quick enough on their own.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

oops! I forgot all about Yoop! (Not really) on account of her being a woman folk and all. Therefore not a real mod with a proper man ban hammer........Sometimes I think I'm fitting real well into the whole Ohio male persona! Dang, where did I leave my eatin' tooth?

 

[MyNameIsPaul]

I love that vortex! All bottles should have them. Personally, I always thought that beer didn't go flat nearly quick enough on their own.

I know! I'm thinking of bottling my RIS and Stout recipes in it, so I can chug them even faster. I just wish there was a thread informing me if twist-off bottles are ok with a wing capper.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

I wonder what i said in post #11 that got mod edited? Hmm. Was it when I said the whole truth about Yoop and the pizza guy?

nah, it was probably just my potty mouth yet again.

 

[Yooper]

oops! I forgot all about Yoop! (Not really) on account of her being a woman folk and all. Therefore not a real mod with a proper man ban hammer........Sometimes I think I'm fitting real well into the whole Ohio male persona! Dang, where did I leave my eatin' tooth?

If you didn't make me laugh so hard, I'd probably have to ban the **** out of you.

 

[arturo7]

Bring on the hammer!!!

Of course, you shouldn't ban the LGI. His damp, mid-Atlantic humour is a nice foil to the droll banter of those of us who argue about Homer buckets.


Ban some random, un-supportive newb instead...

 

[azscoob]

Ban some random, un-supportive newb instead...

Oooh Ooooh Ohhh ME!!! I am such a worthless member! I sooo need to be banned, I have been such a bad boy lately and need a good firm banning, not too rough mind you, just enough to tingle.....

 

[wildwest450]

All but one have posted in the last 3 weeks, maybe you should remove your head from your old arse.

 

[paulthenurse]

Me too, me too! Ban me, Yoop. Ban me hard! Bend me over and slap me with your big ban ham. I've been such a bad little nurse. Here, I'll even give you a reason... Poopie. There, I said it. Now you HAVE to ban me.

You know what, I bet if we ask him Gnomie would be more than willing to film the bannage. It's got everything a film needs. A dominatrix granny, a nurse, a gnome and some corrective discipline. Wow, I'm getting a little excited just thinking about it.

Not that I watch those sorts of movies or anything. I've just heard about them from Gnomie.

PTN

 

[jppostKW]

This thread is headed down hill quickly. we are now into fetish films that i dont even think a ****le search could find

 

[paulthenurse]

Fetishes? What are you talking about?

PTN

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

All but one have posted in the last 3 weeks, maybe you should remove your head from your old arse.

can't hear you.....Head in arse.

 

[Yooper]

Me too, me too! Ban me, Yoop. Ban me hard! Bend me over and slap me with your big ban ham. I've been such a bad little nurse. Here, I'll even give you a reason... Poopie. There, I said it. Now you HAVE to ban me.

You know what, I bet if we ask him Gnomie would be more than willing to film the bannage. It's got everything a film needs. A dominatrix granny, a nurse, a gnome and some corrective discipline. Wow, I'm getting a little excited just thinking about it.

Not that I watch those sorts of movies or anything. I've just heard about them from Gnomie.

PTN

I don't know whether to laugh or to be repulsed.


Ok, I admit it- both. I'm repulsively laughing. Or laughingly repulsed.

And kinda turn on...........................

 

[Shooter]

Boy, seems like a lot of peril in this thread.

 

[TxBrew]

Oooh Ooooh Ohhh ME!!! I am such a worthless member! I sooo need to be banned, I have been such a bad boy lately and need a good firm banning, not too rough mind you, just enough to tingle.....

The code word is "Help me".

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

The code word is "Help me".

Code word? You mean "safe word" TX. Man, you know nothing about naughty sex at all! You deserve a good spanking for that!

 

[scrambledegg81]

The code word is "Wish I was an English muffin".

Fixt.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

I think you meant to say "I wish I WERE an English muffin" Unless, of course you no longer wish to be an English muffin. If that were the case, then you were correct.

All that is beside the point though. I'm more interested in your muffin fetish!

 

[Hang Glider]

The safety word is "Banana"

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

The safety word is "Banana"

Worst safety word ever!! "What should I stuff in this orifice?"

Banana!!

 

[paulthenurse]

I just had the most fleeting thought of our little English gnome with melted butter running out of his nooks and cranies and I threw up a little in my mouth.

PTN

 

[TxBrew]

Code word? You mean "safe word" TX. Man, you know nothing about naughty sex at all! You deserve a good spanking for that!

I need more time online I guess.

Fixt.

Thanks! I love "English Muffins".

 

[paulthenurse]

Yuri's still around. Thank goodness.

 

[Reelale]

Yuri's still around. Thank goodness.

Ah....good call. That one was going nowhere at a fast pace.