When the zombie hordes come....

[chainsawbrewing]

although admittingly, the super horror dork in me does get bothered when people refer to evil dead for example as a zombie movie. stupid human race, can't even tell the difference between a person who's been infected by the zombie virus, and a person who's been possessed by a candarian demon.

 

[Revvy]

I think this would make a great double feature...I wrote this up last week in another thread...You could watch them as a double feature but create your own narrative....

My Narrative

But of course the inevitable happens because human beings are selfish bastards (especially strippers), one of them gets bit, and instead of eating a bullet (which any noble self sacrificing person bitten by a zombie SHOULD do,) she has obligatory lesbian stripper group sex (Becasue that's what all strippers do), and bites the rest of them (because of course what's obligatory lesbian stripper sex without some biting)...and then we end up with;

HAWTHAWTHAWT!!!!!


OR NOT...You decide.

 

[DeathBrewer]

although admittingly, the super horror dork in me does get bothered when people refer to evil dead for example as a zombie movie. stupid human race, can't even tell the difference between a person who's been infected by the zombie virus, and a person who's been possessed by a candarian demon.

srsly...28 days later is NOT a zombie movie.

btw, i'm supposed to go see evil dead the musical in a couple of weeks

 

[Revvy]

uh...I just googled zombie porn....I can't post any becasue it's ****, and really really yukky for the most part...but have fun...

There's evidently even a film called...

That's where the stripping nurse zombie is in...

But.....geez...most of the pics are even too much for me...especially the BJ one...

*shudders and turns safe google search back on.*

 

[EvilTOJ]

by "googled zombie porn" you mean "open E:\porn\Z\zombie *cut* *paste*"

 

[chainsawbrewing]

ummmm. i'm really going to show my cards here, but oh well.

i actually own some zombie porn. one of the "classics" of zombie porn is called "grub girl" directed by craven moorehead.

and some of you know i'm a photographer, i'm actually working on a 2010 calendar right now, it's going to be a zombie pin up calendar. i've only done the first month/shoot so far, and it was with SWMBO, but i've got all the other months lined up with 11 different girls, and am scheduling the shoots right now. nothing pornographic, just cute little classic 1950's looking pin up girls, that happen to be zombies.

 

[Revvy]

by "googled zombie porn" you mean "open E:\porn\Z\zombie *cut* *paste*"

Uh...no...there's just some stuff that even I don't have...or is too freaky for me (like scat...ewww)

Though I did find one pic I saved....I believe it is the one called "zombie sores" I don't know where it's from...but it's....interesting...and ****.

And if there were more of that set...I'd prolly create a zombie porn file....

 

[chainsawbrewing]

srsly...28 days later is NOT a zombie movie.

btw, i'm supposed to go see evil dead the musical in a couple of weeks

sweet. enjoy it. i saw it back in october. the local artsy fartsy theater in indianapolis put it on. they didn't have a splatterzone exactly, but if you sat in the front row, (like swmbo and i did), you got some blood on you.

it's an awesome play. who can resist a play with a song in it called "what the f*ck was that" and "all the men in my life are turning into candarian demons."

 

[chainsawbrewing]

theres a forum called bloodymessygirls that isn't really zombie porn, but it's chicks like from suicide girls/deviant nation, that happen to be in murder scenes, covered in blood, etc. it's a free site too.

 

[Revvy]

and some of you know i'm a photographer, i'm actually working on a 2010 calendar right now, it's going to be a zombie pin up calendar. i've only done the first month/shoot so far, and it was with SWMBO, but i've got all the other months lined up with 11 different girls, and am scheduling the shoots right now. nothing pornographic, just cute little classic 1950's looking pin up girls, that happen to be zombies.

I SO WANT ONE!!!

Why didn't I do crap like that when I had my freelance photograpy business 20 years ago???? I did take hot punk chicks in vintage wedding dressesdown to some abandoned buildings in detroit and stuff like that, but never thought of zombie pinup calenders...

You're another hero of mine!!!!

Wow two of my favorite things...Pinups and Zombies...mroawr!!!!


Uh someone who actually HAS a collection of hot zombie chicks needs to start a thread "you know where..." So I can start a collection of my own.

 

[chainsawbrewing]

I SO WANT ONE!!!

Why didn't I do crap like that when I had my freelance photograpy business 20 years ago???? I did take hot punk chicks in vintage wedding dressesdown to some abandoned buildings in detroit and stuff like that, but never thought of zombie pinup calenders...

You're another hero of mine!!!!

Wow two of my favorite things...Pinups and Zombies...mroawr!!!!


Uh someone who actually HAS a collection of hot zombie chicks needs to start a thread "you know where..." So I can start a collection of my own.

sweet. i'll let you know when it's done. here's a sneak peak of how it's going to be. like i said, this is SWMBO, i always use her in all of my projects, and sorry for the "proof" and copyright crap, i don't want anyone to go grabbing my photos for the calendar, etc.

oh, and it's nice to have someone else who understands my weird sense of humor, and sick side, lol.



i can't get the damn thing to show up, so here's a link. i even way lowered the resolution and size, i don't know what the deal is. this smaller version really doesn't do it justice though. i did all of the bruising, makeup, latex, etc. doing horror makeup/effects is another one of my hobbies.

ImageShack - Image Hosting :: proofql5.jpg

 

[Revvy]

sweet. i'll let you know when it's done. here's a sneak peak of how it's going to be. like i said, this is SWMBO, i always use her in all of my projects, and sorry for the "proof" and copyright crap, i don't want anyone to go grabbing my photos for the calendar, etc.

HEHEHEHE!!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!

It's sort of like if zombies attacked Ozzie and Harriet or something.

SWMBO's Hot btw.

 

[imaguitargod]

Living dead. I use the term "Meandrethal" sometimes. I really have little patience for people that just float around and waste my time because they have no clear cut goals. It pisses me off really. They don't notice because they are just wandering around in a fog all the time.

My dad used to say "Boys, most of the herd isn't too swift". :cross:

Effin-A right dad.

I like to use the quote a good friend of mine used to say, "The wheel is turning but the hampster is dead".

 

[Revvy]

I like to use the quote a good friend of mine used to say, "The wheel is turning but the hampster is dead".

 

[imaguitargod]

Dear God, Man!!!!!!!

 

[Mutilated1]

The day that hell overflows and the dead walk the earth is a joyful day to be looked forward to - not feared. When that day comes, don't bother trying to horde food or gather weapons and fight zombies, just grab the nearest zombie, crack open it's head and feast your way into un-death. Then join the zombies and rape the living.

 

[Freezeblade]

ummmm. i'm really going to show my cards here, but oh well.

i actually own some zombie porn. one of the "classics" of zombie porn is called "grub girl" directed by craven moorehead.

and some of you know i'm a photographer, i'm actually working on a 2010 calendar right now, it's going to be a zombie pin up calendar. i've only done the first month/shoot so far, and it was with SWMBO, but i've got all the other months lined up with 11 different girls, and am scheduling the shoots right now. nothing pornographic, just cute little classic 1950's looking pin up girls, that happen to be zombies.

SWMBO is a painter who is zombie obsessed, so what do you think she does? 50's pin-up girls that are zombies. hell frackin yes.