glad I could live up to expectations.
speaking of zombies, just try going into a Sam's Club right before christmas. Seriously, with a little bit of makeup, that could have easily been a scene used in a zombie flick. The wife and I would just walk around and moan like zombies at everyone. Nobody really noticed. I guess it was a combination of all the old folks, with a sort of slowed-down attitude of the holidays...then you factor in that most Sam's Club customers are like that all the time, and, well, it's Dawn of the Dead in real life. Braaaaaains! BRAAAIIIINNNNSSSSS!!!! ugh, i can just see them now, lumbering along with a limp because one leg is fatter than the other, hanging onto the cart for dear life because they can't walk on their own, mouth hanging open, eyes glazed over, no particular path in mind. Squint your eyes, it's Dawn of the Dead.
I talked to my mom a few days before xmas, she was going to the grocery store and asked if I needed anything for the xmas dinner. I told her to watch out. "Watch out for what?", she asked. "The Living Dead", I said. "Huh? Where?" "The grocery store. You'll see."
