what is your favorite beer quote?

[kh54s10]

The sun is over the yardarm somewhere, hand me a beer!

 

[roastquake]

Dont remember which one, but a member of the old Augusta Ga punk band, The Decrepits, once said: "I drink anything that has beer in it"

 

[InThayne]

“Hermit hoar, in solemn cell, wearing out life’s evening gray. Smite thy bosom, sage, and tell, what is bliss, and which the way? Thus I spoke, and speaking sighed, scarce repressed a starting tear. When the smiling sage reply’d, come, my lad, and drink some beer.” — Samuel Johnson

That one made it into my thesis pertaining to molecular genetics almost 30 years ago.

 

[Jacob_Marley]

“Hermit hoar, in solemn cell, wearing out life’s evening gray. Smite thy bosom, sage, and tell, what is bliss, and which the way? Thus I spoke, and speaking sighed, scarce repressed a starting tear. When the smiling sage reply’d, come, my lad, and drink some beer.” — Samuel Johnson

That one made it into my thesis pertaining to molecular genetics almost 30 years ago.

+1
Well done.
This was my fav quote too (posted two pages back on Page 8)

 

[GrogNerd]

 

[hou_me]

Boo creepy foot doctor. Hooray beer!

 

[bgm1961]

"Beer is the answer. But I can't remember the question".

 

[Jacob_Marley]

Cliff Clavin to Norm Peterson ...

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.

"Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine; which is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

 

[WileECoyote]

Bartender ! I'll have what the gentleman on the floor is drinking !

Cheers

 

[brewcephus]

"Beer is not the answer, it is the question. Yes is the answer!"

Beer?
Yes!

So a guy wearing a t-shirt with this on it at a Beer Festival that I went to in Atlanta a couple months ago.

 

[Photopilot]

God created alcohol to keep the Irish from taking over the World.

Braddock: "Winston, you are drunk, and what's more you are disgustingly drunk. "
Churchill: "Bessie, my dear, you are ugly, and what's more, you are disgustingly ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be disgustingly ugly.

Mmmmmm Beer
Homer

 

[BobBailey]

Aside from Denny Conn's, "Life begins at 60 --1.060", I love a sign that a great friend gave me. "Give us this day our daily brew."

 

[catdaddy66]

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