What freaks you out....

[brettg20]

One word...mushrooms

 

[drainbamage]

Realizing too late in life what my purpose is in this world, but not having an opportunity at that point to do anything about it. Dying friendless and alone and having no one care enough to attend my funeral.






Oh, and heights.

 

[Psylocide]

Honestly, nothing freaks me out more than the thought of spilling a full bowl of chili on my shirt and in my lap.

Worst fear.

 

[PLOVE]

Double-posts. . . .? How does this happen and why can't I delete the second one?

 

[drainbamage]

Double-posts. . . .? How does this happen and why can't I delete the second one?

Hit "report post" and ask the mods to remove it.

 

[ArkotRamathorn]

Waiting to find out if I got the promotion I interviewed for last week... Waiting, I hate waiting.

 

[Cheesy_Goodness]

Honestly, nothing freaks me out more than the thought of spilling a full bowl of chili on my shirt and in my lap.

Worst fear.

Is this only chili or does it apply to other tomato basted soups/stews?

I've gotta go with little scratches in plastic fermentors. I'm usually pretty clean but those buggers can be hard to miss.
Currently risking the very breath I breathe and switching to glass carboys when I can catch a deal.

 

[harleybug88]

Trippin on acid and watching a Twilight Zone marathon on T.V.

Not that I have ever done that. But that would freak me out.

 

[ChefRex]

People that freak out

 

[Psylocide]

Is this only chili or does it apply to other tomato basted soups/stews?

I've gotta go with little scratches in plastic fermentors. I'm usually pretty clean but those buggers can be hard to miss.
Currently risking the very breath I breathe and switching to glass carboys when I can catch a deal.

Basically any tomato based soup/stew/pasta would be just terrible, chili being the worst. But certainly cream soups or the like would also apply.

I'm talking like, the whole plate/bowl, just WHAMMO! All over the front.

I don't know why, but the merest thought of it is enough to give me anxiety.

 

[PlexVector]

Posting from the smartphone app freaks me out...because of the double post threat!

 

[browder]

Trippin on acid and watching a Twilight Zone marathon on T.V.

Not that I have ever done that. But that would freak me out.

The episode of The Love Boat with the midgets will really freak you out when trippin on cid

 

[beersk]

Well, given that this is in a beer discussion forum, the OP might have originally intended your fear to be about brewing.
Mine would be seeing a fruit fly in or around any area I brew in.

 

[drainbamage]

Well, given that this is in a beer discussion forum, the OP might have originally intended your fear to be about brewing.
Mine would be seeing a fruit fly in or around any area I brew in.

Tripping over one of the dogs (they always manage to get underfoot) while carrying a full carboy down the basement stairs is one I always worry about.

 

[LAHammer]

Little yappin-a$$ dogs that explode into barking for no apparent reason -

And little yappin-a$$ kids that do the same...

... really freaks me out :smack:

Oh yea - and spillin' chili on Psylo's shirt

 

[Psylocide]

Little yappin-a$$ dogs that explode into barking for no apparent reason -

And little yappin-a$$ kids that do the same...

... really freaks me out :smack:

Oh yea - and spillin' chili on Psylo's shirt

Justifiable homicide comes to mind.

 

[LAHammer]

Justifiable homicide comes to mind.

I swear - I'll never eat chili any where near your shirt...or your lap...

I swear!!:beard:

 

[Psylocide]

I swear - I'll never eat chili any where near your shirt...or your lap...

I swear!!:beard:

I believe you.

It's not even the thought of the shirt/pants being ruined by the chili. It's the thought of all that hot mess all over the freaking place and soaking through, onto my skin and not being able to pull my shirt over my head without it getting all over my face etc. (phrasing... lol)

I'd probably just freeze up and go into shock.

You know that scene in "Fire in the Sky" where the dude touches the syrup and has that massive flashback? Something like that.

 

[Rhumbline]

Mimes... I hate those f&ckers! I se no reason for their existence. In a just world it would be legal to shoot them on sight.

Basically any tomato based soup/stew/pasta would be just terrible, chili being the worst. But certainly cream soups or the like would also apply.

I'm talking like, the whole plate/bowl, just WHAMMO! All over the front.

I don't know why, but the merest thought of it is enough to give me anxiety.

I can't help thinking that you've either got a limited imagination, or an unnatural fear of messy clothes...

But then again, that's what this thread is all about.

 

[GluStick]

Moths... They just freak me out. I think it's the weird dust that's all over them and if you touch them you get the dust on yourself too. [emoji16][emoji27]

 

[1977Brewer]

Maggots. This is topical because I just brought the trash and in from the curb and one was crawling with them.

 

[harleybug88]

Well, given that this is in a beer discussion forum, the OP might have originally intended your fear to be about brewing.
Mine would be seeing a fruit fly in or around any area I brew in.

Just add "while brewing" to all the threads.

 

[1977Brewer]

Just add "while brewing" to all the threads.

Like fortune cookies.

 

[PlexVector]

An army of Millipedes crawling towards the open garage door while you're brewing at night. You tap them lightly with your toe and they curl up and if you kick them just right they roll back into the darkness. 15 minutes later you turn and the convergence has begun again. "No! You freak'n buggers ain't get'n none of my beer!" I yell with mash paddle raised. "You shall not pass!"

Edit: Ah, oh sorry I think I may have freaked out there a bit...

 

[soccerdad]

Trump's hair.

 

[Beerswimmer]

Smelling/tasting anything off in a sample. I worry for months!

 

[Michigan_Wolfman]

Trump's hair.

How about the fact that the idiot is running for President? We need someone with common sense, not some perpetually bankrupt billionaire with a permanent bad hair day, who wants to run America like a business.

 

[Beernik]

Trump's hair.

Trump your cat

 

[njviking]

Wet napkins.

Can't stomach them.

 

[GrainToGlass]

Leaving the house for work and my mind persuades me I left the gas stove on, oven blasting and garage door wide open. Dryer lint is evil as well.