What do you do for a living?

[oceanselv]

Licensed Penetration Tester

Another worker in the adult entertainment business.

 

[jgln]

Ok, Here's one for you... I retired when I was 36 yrs old :rockin:
It's nice isn't it

How did you manage to do that?

 

[AndyRoss]

I'm a masters student at HEC Montreal (High Commercial Studies in english), doing my masters in management. I work as a consultant part time to pay for my schooling.

 

[AviatorTroy]

I fly a Falcon 2000 for a private flight department.

I pretty much get tired of explaining that, so I tell people I have my own business restoring vintage motorcycles (which I do!).

 

[lurker18]

*glare*

(this is me hating you)

*GLAAAAAAARE*


J/K :rockin: Nice job!

The only bad part is we have to drink some really crappy experimental beer. I know for sure that peas do not make a good beer, no matter how hard you try.

But a bonus is I get all the grain I could ever think of using.
And the Barley researchers just throw away any unused malt left over after testing.
And I get new varieties of barley that are not going to be available for years to come.

Yes it is a pretty good job.

 

[cyraxx]

I'm still a student, but I do research for the Department of Astronomy and Astrophysics at Penn State full time during the summer and part time during the semester. Going all grain after I graduate in December and get an actual job.

 

[duskb]

Sig says it all. However with the economy being what it is these days alot of tech work and some artist development gets thrown in for good measure.

 

[Bret86944]

HVAC Engineer.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

HVAC Engineer.

Oh good. How do I set my thermostat? I've lost the instructions.

 

[jgln]

Oh good. How do I set my thermostat? I've lost the instructions.

Me too, it is like 120 in this joint!

 

[knightbeer39]

I steal thermostat instructions to sell on the black market.

Actually, I'm an archaeologist. The sooner you guys die the sooner I can study you

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

I steal thermostat instructions to sell on the black market.

Actually, I'm an archaeologist. The sooner you guys die the sooner I can study you

I don't need to die. I'll post pics of my bone later.

 

[azscoob]

I have been an automotive mechanic since 1991, master mechanic status with BMW Subaru, Mitsubishi, and Kia, I currently work for Kia, and I have a small business building performance motors for imports, 500whp STis, 700whp Evos, R33 and R34 Skyline motors, etc.

LGI, please noooo!

 

[knightbeer39]

I don't need to die. I'll post pics of my bone later.

 

[SoonerDoc]

At least he didn't offer to bury his bone for you.

 

[axr]

Hmm, isn't there an identical active thread? B'why? Anyhow, here's my cv in case anyone has a specific need:

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat 400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.

I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.

I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

Just kidding. I am a stamp collector.

You're the Dos Equis guy...AWESOME! :rockin:

I'm a Marketing Executive in Big Pharma and brewing satiates my inner DIY, my inner science geek (no offense to anyone) and my inner desire to create, develop and execute.

 

[knightbeer39]

At least he didn't offer to bury his bone for you.

Eeeew. I guess I would be obliged to dig it up.

 

[Justibone]

I fly a Falcon 2000 for a private flight department.

Liar!! Falcons fly themselves.

Heh-heh. Get it? Falcons, not Falcon(TM)s...

 

[bob1852]

why is this thread titled "MBT"???????

 

[Bret86944]

Oh good. How do I set my thermostat? I've lost the instructions.

You joke around but for the life of me I can't convince my wife that setting the T-stat to 65 isn't going to cool the house any faster than setting it 1 degree cooler. At least at my house, the AC is either on or it's off.

 

[Bret86944]

I have been an automotive mechanic since 1991, master mechanic status with BMW Subaru, Mitsubishi, and Kia, I currently work for Kia, and I have a small business building performance motors for imports, 500whp STis, 700whp Evos, R33 and R34 Skyline motors, etc.

LGI, please noooo!

Sweeeet. Cars are my other hobby...

 

[Chuck_Swillery]

9-1-1...

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

So, nobody wanted to see it.

Here it is anyway. I'm a bit worried about that round bit on the end.

 

[snodawg]

Retired, while I still have enough time to enjoy it. Gives me time to go rockclimbing and brew, problem is I never seem to have enough beer.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

No, you pretty much are an old fart.

PTN

OK, that may be true, but I'm not as old of an old fart as you.

 

[kc.rkitek]

architect...

 

[BucksPA]

I've read through both the threads on this subject, and amazingly I didn't see anyone else even close to being in my industry. I'm an accountant for a large multinational firm that manufactures big yellow earthmoving and mining equipment among other things.

caterpillar

 

[Scooby_Brew]

I count cards in BlackJack for living. I actualy do, no bull. It's kind of borring, I know, but it puts the food on the table.

 

[BucksPA]

pharmaceutical rep, cardiovascular

 

[billc68]

School Portrait Photographer and sales/service rep.