NE IPAs *aren't* IPAs... they may be delicious, but an IPA is supposed to be bitter, dammit! Call it a NE Pale Ale or something...
Grenade thrown... see y'all later
Grenade thrown... see y'all later
Oh, bottling is DEFINITELY a pain. But if you're making cellaring beers, it's the only way to go. I've got about 15 varieties in the cellar right now. I could never keep that much on tap.Fair enough, but I bottle in the neighborhood of 100k-120k bottles a year at work using state of the art equipment and it is still a PITA. I've rebuilt my brew rig many times and regretted plenty of past investments, but I would buy new kegs and keezer annually without batting an eye.
NE IPAs *aren't* IPAs... they may be delicious, but an IPA is supposed to be bitter, dammit! Call it a NE Pale Ale or something...
Grenade thrown... see y'all later![]()
The reinheitsgebot is a fad.New England IPA's are a fad.
The reinheitsgebot was a lie about quality.
It was all about reserving the name of beer for people that had the luxury of reserving land for hops and the facilities for malting barley. It ensured that only rich people could make was was allowed to be called beer. Everything else had to be called something other than beer.
Is that really an opinion? I thought that was pretty much fact, that's how I've always heard it.
New England IPA's are a fad.
I was looking for a place to post my manifesto-
1. My city tap water tastes good, it's my terroir. In the old days breweries started around tasty springs. Adapt recipes as necessary.
2. Cleaning is largely unnecessary, sanitation is stupid
3. Yeast rehydration conquers many mistakes, but isn't required
4. Bottling is stupid
5. Homebrewing engineers annoy me, we need the voices of more people who do not care about PIDs and fluid mechanics.
6. I don't clone beers
7. I give literally zero ducks about trub
8. No such thing as a fault, just more tools in the recipe bag
9. Chuggability is the height of virtue
10. Mead is the height of folly
11. Bitter is better but IPA's all taste the same. Brew with some finesse.
Malty beers are for women and children. I want balance, complexity is good but beer shouldn't leave the same cloying aftertaste as candy nor give you hop heartburn.
12. brewing should take no more than 3 hours.
13. brewing should take 8 hours and give me an excuse not to do yard work for an entire day.
14. Wort chilling isn't necessary. Leave the darn thing outside for a night and deal with it tomorrow.
15. Sure, a little oxygen is good once the wort cools down but I've never needed more than splashing. If I lived with my gramdma I would definitely use the oxygen tank though.
16. I only vaguely pay attention to volumes, use a lot of water for mash and lauter, boil aggressively if you overshoot.
17. I embrace the funk.
18. Hops should start with a "C" but "s" kind of sounds like "c" sometimes so it counts too.
19. Clarity is for piss water
20. Piss water is great sometimes.
21. I love making light black beers and being a nerd to guests explaining that it only takes a few ounces blah blah blah
22. Espresso stout may be the perfect beer if done correctly. Malty balanced with bitter coffee.
23. Saison and IPA cannot be used to evaluate the quality of a brewing establishment.
24. It takes about 10 batches to really get a beer right. Anything less is playing- you don't "brew a 8% imperial stout" if you've only done it once or twice. Really, it takes one disaster then one disaster overcome resulting in identical finished product
25. Please don't talk to me about brewing extract, or even clones for that matter. I brew to make cheap delicious beer that I want to drink more than commercial offerings. Why would I clone it if I have the power to change what I don't like in the beer?
Oh, bottling is DEFINITELY a pain. But if you're making cellaring beers, it's the only way to go. I've got about 15 varieties in the cellar right now. I could never keep that much on tap.
Belgian/abbey beer sucks. Either syrupy sweet or full of weird spicy flavors- like some weird medieval xmas beverage. Gross.
Barrel aged fruit/sours excepted.
Belgian/abbey beer sucks. Either syrupy sweet or full of weird spicy flavors- like some weird medieval xmas beverage. Gross.
Barrel aged fruit/sours excepted.
Fruit is for smoothies. Fruit in beer is like gummy bears in my mashed potatoes.
Ratebeer and Beeradvocate and can be trusted for the most part and are great beer resources, but all the ratings on those sites should be taken with a grain of salt. There are many over- and underrated beers because the vast majority of users on those sites don't have an in depth brewing knowledge or a very educated palate.
Possibly... but then once it was open, I'd have to drink all 5 gallons at a sitting. We can't have good beer going stale.You could cellar in 5 gallon bottles........![]()
I find the comments on these sites useful, but I find the ratings far less useful. When you're applying a 1-100 score, I think people give undue consideration to the scarcity of the beer. People buy into the mythology, the obsession with having the latest "White Whale" IPA that you have to go on a heroic quest to obtain, and as a result they're less concerned with the actual quality of that beer.Not sure I agree with a "vast majority." I actually think most people on there drink a lot of beer and have experienced palates. And I don't think brewing knowledge is requisite to appreciating beer. I do agree lots of beers are overrated/underrated based on reputation though. I.e. I happen to think Heady Topper is wildly overrated because people think they are supposed to like it and scarcity creates a mythology of demand. Similarly I think if you put a different label on something like Sam Summer it would be rated much higher.
On a side note, there's lots of interesting studies with wine judging that shows people favor more expenses wines, but that preference goes away when you hide the prices and label from them. Similarly, even trained wine judges will rate the same wine wildly differently in a blind tasting if they have the same wine even a few hours apart. Basically all reviews should be taken with a grain of salt ha.
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So yeah, reviews where people actually enter thoughtful tasting notes? I read those and value them. But where it's just a 1-100 score and like "THIS BEER WAS GOOD" or "THE BEER WAS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD" I tend to be far more skeptical. Individual reviews are almost always smarter than aggregate scores.
Serious question: When did you realize you liked really hoppy beers? Did you have to build up to it or was it just love at first taste? I'm definitely going to be trying some higher IBU beers, but I find that I have a very low tolerance for hop bitterness. The few ipas I've had were all downright unpleasant because of it. Because of their undeniable popularity, I'm convinced I must be missing something though.
"Ever eat a pine tree? Many parts are edible." Euell Gibbons
Drink it till you like it.
Durian Hefeweizen? I have never tried durian, but from what I have heard you may want to brew fewer than 5 gallons. And I thought my rosemary, sage and lavender gruit was out there.