What are you drinking now?

[finsfan]

Coffee. Monday....

Still room in the fantasy football leagues playing for beer. PM me with your email if you wanna join.

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/showthread.php?t=538404

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/showthread.php?t=538405

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

So, got a call from the 'IRS' telling me I owe 2 years worth of back taxes, warrant issued for my arrest, they need a wire transfer in order to void it, blah blah blah. Smart ass me is googling the fake badge number and warrant number, replying 'Thank god, I've been trying to get back to prison for a few months now. They can't find the bodies."
I got hung up on.
Stupid scammers. Now I have to run a credit check.

 

[mcbaumannerb]

I had a message left by them a while back. Submitted a report on the IRS site but never heard anything back.

 

[Psylocide]

So, got a call from the 'IRS' telling me I owe 2 years worth of back taxes, warrant issued for my arrest, they need a wire transfer in order to void it, blah blah blah. Smart ass me is googling the fake badge number and warrant number, replying 'Thank god, I've been trying to get back to prison for a few months now. They can't find the bodies."
I got hung up on.
Stupid scammers. Now I have to run a credit check.

I wired $300 USD and they stopped calling.

Problem solved.

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

I had a message left by them a while back. Submitted a report on the IRS site but never heard anything back.

This is technically the right thing to do, but wheres the fun in it?

I'm filing that on the FTC site right now, to be followed by the IRS.

 

[DisturbdChemist]

I wired $300 USD and they stopped calling.

Problem solved.

Hope that is a joke.

 

[Psylocide]

Hope that is a joke.

Pretty sure my whole life is a joke.

 

[finsfan]

Pretty sure my whole life is a joke.

too bad this statement isnt.

 

[DisturbdChemist]

Water on a monday. Got a box of goodies Im going to pack tonight. Also do some beer stuff tonight. Need to get some recipes together for a hopeful brew day Sunday

 

[SupervisingChildren]

Cherry coke. Looking forward to brewing after work...

 

[thatjonguy]

Anyone here ever make it near Hebron, CT?

 

[liquidlunch]

Anyone here ever make it near Hebron, CT?

Sometimes?

 

[thatjonguy]

Sometimes?

Cool. Hold that thought.

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

Cool. Hold that thought.

THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING US!!!!

 

[ChefRex]

THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING US!!!!

This, what you after?

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[thatjonguy]

THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING US!!!!

(Evil laugh)

Nothing.
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[thatjonguy]

This, what you after?

Orange Hefe, not all that exciting, stock photo,View attachment 292635

Little bird told me there is a bottle of 2013 Utopias out there.

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

Little bird told me there is a bottle of 2013 Utopias out there.

For a split second there I considered telling my wife that I needed the car and she had to pick up the baby and walk home, but then realized that I enjoyed not being divorced. Its only maybe, what, an 8 or 9 hour drive?
6 with the way I drive.

 

[ChefRex]

Little bird told me there is a bottle of 2013 Utopias out there.

I visited the shop you had mentioned to me, also not too exciting.

 

[Remmy]

Two Pulls of my OEC sour saison. My barrel-aged cherry quad and a pull of B7

 

[Psylocide]

So... my curiosity got the best of me on lunch, so I cracked open the 2 hour skunk brew (I filled another and skunked for ~35 mins on lunch).

And... uh, holy **** guys... made a Corona clone using ale yeast. It's pretty damn close actually.

If the wife doesn't like this, I'm hanging it up.

Just kidding, she can buy beer if she really wants to drink it.

 

[PatrickGoss]

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Conference call lubricant.

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

So the guy we call ASAP tells me he needs a budget done in the next 12 minutes so they can hand deliver it to a customer and have a meeting about it.
My response; tell the customer not to assume that just because there is no cost on this blank piece of paper that the material will be free. It can only go up from here.
Response from my like minded coworkers: slow clap approval.

 

[Remmy]

Founders a Double Trouble while kegging another home brew.
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[blizzard]

So the guy we call ASAP tells me he needs a budget done in the next 12 minutes so they can hand deliver it to a customer and have a meeting about it.

My response; tell the customer not to assume that just because there is no cost on this blank piece of paper that the material will be free. It can only go up from here.

Response from my like minded coworkers: slow clap approval.

I'm an engineer and I approve this message.

 

[thatjonguy]

I visited the shop you had mentioned to me, also not to exciting.

Looked pretty good to me but I live in the beer wasteland, so...take it with a grain of salt. Lol.

 

[thatjonguy]

For a split second there I considered telling my wife that I needed the car and she had to pick up the baby and walk home, but then realized that I enjoyed not being divorced. Its only maybe, what, an 8 or 9 hour drive?
6 with the way I drive.

Or you could work your connections...

 

[WesleyS]

First beer in a few days. Absolutely terrible.
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I hardly ever put much stock in other people's reviews, but this description is pretty accurate. Not that I know firsthand what that actually tastes like.
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[WesleyS]

Trying to forget that last beer.
Thanks @patrickgoss
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[PatrickGoss]

Trying to forget that last beer.

Thanks @patrickgoss

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That one could make a guy forget lots of beers.

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