<Main hand> Black Coffee of Intern Destruction
<Off-hand> Cold Water of Quenching
Have you even considered asking your interns to make you the Rube Goldberg breakfast machine from PeeWee's Big Adventure?
Our intern asked me how to draw a hexagon, so I don't give them that much credit.
Don't come and make me google something that you could've googled from your own desk.
Our intern asked me how to draw a hexagon, so I don't give them that much credit.
Don't come and make me google something that you could've googled from your own desk.
Our intern asked me how to draw a hexagon, so I don't give them that much credit.
Don't come and make me google something that you could've googled from your own desk.
I had a coworker, who has been here for at least 8 years, ask me how to spell the word 'Wrong' on Tuesday.
I would've given him the ol' Family Guy treatment:
me - How to spell what word wrong?
him - Wrong.
me - Whats wrong?
etc..
Thats ok. When I told my boss I want to be made salary, and asked why it was not an option at my last review.. since I do his job as well as the jobs of three others when they are not here (often times, when they are here). He said it was just because I don't have the "experience" yet.
Just the other day, I had to teach him how to create viewports in CAD.
I've made a list. My 2 yr review in October will be hell for them.
Thanks guys. Now I can finally draw the bolts that hold all our parts together.
You's guys are job savers.
Thats ok. When I told my boss I want to be made salary, and asked why it was not an option at my last review.. since I do his job as well as the jobs of three others when they are not here (often times, when they are here). He said it was just because I don't have the "experience" yet.
Just the other day, I had to teach him how to create viewports in CAD.
I've made a list. My 2 yr review in October will be hell for them.
I love intern season....
Water. About to wander over and get dome coffee.
I have some fond memories of sending a boot down to the motor pool to get two quarts of blinker fluid.
On his first day, I asked this guy to go to the machine shop and get a measuring hammer. He was so nervous that he clocked out and ran to home depot to look for one.
20 oz of coffee in.
Now a short pour of my coffee brown while waiting for the boil on this rainy brew day.
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While we're teaching your intern to draw, maybe someone can teach him to draw a bath for @Remmy.
Could always be worse. You could be on my bus. On its way to the methadone clinic, probably. So. Many. Tweakers
Situation: improved
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Coffee. The office has spring leaks pretty much everywhere, forecasting 5-7 inches by Monday.
Situation: improved
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Situation: improved
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