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Have you even considered asking your interns to make you the Rube Goldberg breakfast machine from PeeWee's Big Adventure?

Our intern asked me how to draw a hexagon, so I don't give them that much credit.

Don't come and make me google something that you could've googled from your own desk.
 
Our intern asked me how to draw a hexagon, so I don't give them that much credit.

Don't come and make me google something that you could've googled from your own desk.

I had a coworker, who has been here for at least 8 years, ask me how to spell the word 'Wrong' on Tuesday.

me - sound it out
him - W..
me - now for rong
him - R?
me - and then??
him - O?
me - good almost there
him - G?
me - you missed a letter... Ng...

There is not enough coffee in the world. And I am not allowed to drink at work unless I bring enough for everybody.
 
I had a coworker, who has been here for at least 8 years, ask me how to spell the word 'Wrong' on Tuesday.

I would've given him the ol' Family Guy treatment:

me - How to spell what word wrong?
him - Wrong.
me - Whats wrong?

etc..

Thats ok. When I told my boss I want to be made salary, and asked why it was not an option at my last review.. since I do his job as well as the jobs of three others when they are not here (often times, when they are here). He said it was just because I don't have the "experience" yet.

Just the other day, I had to teach him how to create viewports in CAD.

I've made a list. My 2 yr review in October will be hell for them.
 
I would've given him the ol' Family Guy treatment:

me - How to spell what word wrong?
him - Wrong.
me - Whats wrong?

etc..

Thats ok. When I told my boss I want to be made salary, and asked why it was not an option at my last review.. since I do his job as well as the jobs of three others when they are not here (often times, when they are here). He said it was just because I don't have the "experience" yet.

Just the other day, I had to teach him how to create viewports in CAD.

I've made a list. My 2 yr review in October will be hell for them.


My wife is a L&D nurse, quite often she has delivered babies on her own because the doctor didn't make it. I have told her that they need to petition that if they deliver they baby they should get the doctor's pay for that delivery. I am sure that would go far.
 
I hate not knowing what role I play in a meeting that seems pretty damn important.

Water.
 
Thats ok. When I told my boss I want to be made salary, and asked why it was not an option at my last review.. since I do his job as well as the jobs of three others when they are not here (often times, when they are here). He said it was just because I don't have the "experience" yet.

Just the other day, I had to teach him how to create viewports in CAD.

I've made a list. My 2 yr review in October will be hell for them.

Hopefully your input does not fall on deaf ears.

COFFEE

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I love intern season....

Water. About to wander over and get dome coffee.

I have some fond memories of sending a boot down to the motor pool to get two quarts of blinker fluid. He was gone for an hour and twenty before realizing it was a fools errand.
Also fun to ask for were to find and bring fifty feet of flight line (50' of landing space)
 
I have some fond memories of sending a boot down to the motor pool to get two quarts of blinker fluid.

On his first day, I asked this guy to go to the machine shop and get a measuring hammer. He was so nervous that he clocked out and ran to home depot to look for one.

Coffee. Furious. Bad day.
 
Ah, yes. Intern season is here. It means more work, but it is definitely fun to see the sights.

To topically be relevant. Water. Just ate way too much pasta for lunch and I feel like Fatty McFatFatFat. I now have the starving kid from Africa belly from food. I need a nap.
 
Coffee. The office has spring leaks pretty much everywhere, forecasting 5-7 inches by Monday.

My mother lives up in Wichita Falls and they have had flooding the past couple weeks. Considering they had been in a severe drought for a long time, that is a huge blessing for them. Hope it doesnt get too bad for you!
 
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