**** that beer. I've had capper issues with the stubby 12-ounce, Lagunitas-style bottles. The neck is slightly different than a normal 12-ounce bottle. The capper ****s up sometimes. I sincerely apologize for whatever the **** happened to that ****ty bottle. Hope you enjoy the rest.
How the **** did that leak and still have carb? Crazy.
You're funny. You sound like a customer service rep.
After the cap went flying, it was actually perfectly carbed. Amazing.