Obviously, I’ve failed as a father.
So let’s rewind to some seemingly inconsiderate and tone-deaf comments I made about wimpish and pathetic 11.2 ounce cans being called “Girly Cans”. I was reminded by Beer-Loving Daughter #2 of the political incorrectness of Beermeister32’s comments. In defense, I made it known that it was really just a play on Arnold Schwarzenegger’s “Girlie Men” zinger regarding his political opposition in the California Assembly. Girlie Men – Girly Cans, get it? Best said in a solid Austrian accent! Beer-Loving Daughter #2 met my thin explanation with a pale emotionless face. You don’t get it Dad…!
Well, then to add insult to injury, Beer-Loving Daughter #1 and Beer-Loving Daughter #3 also climbed onto the pile, Beermeister32 on the bottom, naturally, half-drank Maßkrug in hand. I’m not supposed to use terms like that. So I guess I’m out of touch with the current Beer-Loving Generation. Boomer!
This critique of Beermeister32 was made as Beer-Loving Daughter #2 is glugging down her Glühwein at the Vancouver, British Columbia Christmas Market. This after all the solid beer education I’ve given them worth Thousands, I am depressed….. Glühwein? Not some kind of Wintery heavy Ale or Lager of some type? Where did I go wrong? !!!
Oh, today’s brew is a tasty Weihenstephaner Helles. I’ve heaped plenty of accolades on this one already…. Prost!