Alright all you craft beer and HB snobs – Yes, there was a time when if you wanted to get loaded up big time, you went down to the left end of the beer case and bought the heaviest stuff on the shelf.
Olde English 800 has been around quite a while, and filled that role many times. There were others, Colt 45, Mickeys, whichever lit your fire. Really I didn’t know what malt liquor was. I knew it was vaguely related to beer and it served up a big boozy wallop back in high school in the 70's, but that’s about it. "Olde English, "800" it is the Power!" That jingle still bounces around in my head.
So how does Olde English 800 stack up against current standards?
For one thing, this is a heavyweight – 7.5% ABV, but I think we can retire the “Malt Liquor" moniker. These are basically just heavy lagers as I see it, not English ales. In fact, as a lager, maybe “Alt Deutsch” might be better, (nah, few Murcans would figure THAT out for cryin’ out loud!)
Not really too different from an Export, Dortmunder or one of those Bocks I drank a couple pages back, except for the Corn Syrup. Ingredients are Water, Barley Malt, Corn Syrup (maltose and Dextrose), yeast and hop extract. Funny, the can says they never use high fructose corn syrup! Ha ha, BIG DIFF!
More hilarity – says this beer has 85 calories. He he… but 4.75 servings! Beer Pig!
Well, if I was blindfolded, I’d call it a Bock. This beer has a nice head, terrific lacing, and if you can somehow abandon the pre-conceived notions that this is some Wino or Hobo beer, I think you could get into it. Much better than you might think…. Burp! Enjoy!