No poop, there I was. I had my neighbor over,first time ever, going through a brew day. Being a veteran brewer, I didn't want to scare him away from brewing with an advanced all grain brew. I decided to show him how easy it was to brew an extract beer. No stepped mash, no sparge. So simple, not even a yeast starter was prepared. I was going to pitch safale05. So, there I was talking to a beer snob about how to brew beer. My specialty grains were steeped perfectly. Hop additions were added at exactly the right moment. I made sure to have him smell the different hops that were going into this black IPA. Then, flame out, and discussed the importance of cooling the wort quickly. And... WTF... I forgot to add 9lbs of golden malt!?! UGH, brought it up to a roiling boil, added the damn extract, let it go for 10 minutes. Then talk about how no brew day has ever gone perfect. If it has gone perfect, it's only because you screwed up and haven't figured it out yet.