Roadliner
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Why do we even bother with all this nonsense?? it only takes 10 minutes to make craft beer at home!
http://craftbrew.me/
http://craftbrew.me/
We've been doing it all wrong!
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Resonator
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Only $40-$60 for a gallon of beer? Sign me up!
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Roadliner
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A gallon of beer that will turn you into an epic brewing legend!
Resonator
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"All my hipster friends will think I'm so cool now."
Where's the craft part?
and ferment it in the fridge? in only 7 days?
something is majorly suspect here...
something is majorly suspect here...
This can't be real. They got TWELVE flavors!
hunter_le five
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Holy hell, I'd rather go back to brewing with Mr. Beer 
Awesome beer in 7 days...
I hope those are packets of Gas-X in the kit!
I hope those are packets of Gas-X in the kit!
1977Brewer
Free Dan Hess.
If they have a yeast strain that ferments clean at fridge temps in 7 days they can have all of my money.
Come on guys it FREAKIN AWESOME! It says so RIGHT ON THE LABEL! Baahhhaaaaaaaaa
Good call on the Gas X!
Cheers
Jay
Good call on the Gas X!
Cheers
Jay
kombat
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Step 5. Unplug refrigerator.
5 liters per month - or for me 10 beers in a month at about $4 each. NO THANKS!!!!! Much less expensive to go to the liquor store...... And get REAL beer!!!
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Roadliner
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Luckily I've seen programs like this and know how glorious they are... I learned in college through a "Hungry Man" cooking program how to become a world renowned chef. All of my friends and loved ones were jealous of my cooking. Especially when I started being able to prepare XXL meals.
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Roadliner
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I'm not gonna lie.. they've peeked my interest almost enough to give it a try. I can't see any possible way that this would turn out well though. If only it were a little cheaper to be the greatest craft beer brewer in all the world.
If it weren't so friggin expensive I'd buy one just to check it out and make fun of it in a YouTube video...
For the same price I can brew 5-10 GALLONS of beer. Of course it's ass beer, not the nectar of the Gods, but still. Quantity over quality amiright?
For the same price I can brew 5-10 GALLONS of beer. Of course it's ass beer, not the nectar of the Gods, but still. Quantity over quality amiright?
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Roadliner
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I'm in the same boat. I mean I brew good beer now, but I have all this expensive STUFF.. and it takes hours out of my day. All the cleaning, and harvesting, and grinding, measurements.. it's exhausting. I'm ready to put all of my equipment on craigslist for the cost of a years subscription and get out of this rat race.. Finally I might be able to brew some GREAT beer.
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This from their site:
WARNING: Side effects of brewing with CraftBrew.me may include extreme jealousy from your friends.
Man-o man, it's really tempting just to make y'all jealous of me.
WARNING: Side effects of brewing with CraftBrew.me may include extreme jealousy from your friends.
Man-o man, it's really tempting just to make y'all jealous of me.
wow I didn't even realize this was for only 5 liters of beer. that is incredibly outrageous. i'm in norway (where everything is pretty much double the price of the US) and brewing 25 liters for around $40!
y'all can buy one for me and I'll do a review! it don't get no sweeter than that!
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In the crapper? WOW! I've always wanted one of my beer reviewed by BK in the crapper! Nothing says I've made it as a Home Brewer more than that.
You can save a lot of time by cutting out all the measuring. How much fits is how much you put.
1977Brewer
Free Dan Hess.
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Roadliner
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there's still all the stuff and cleaning and more than 10 minutes (which is actually 7 days, but why should you be honest in advertising?)
because everyone knows, you just make the wort, the yeast make the beer. so they're being completely honest.
but i think we seriously need to figure out what yeast they're using that will have a beer ready in 7 days at fridge temps. talk about revolutionizing the industry!
This really isn't for us HBTers.
You have to be smart enough to figure out how to boil water, and you have to wear underwear.
If you can boil water, you can make freakin' delicious beer in less than 10 minutes -- ready-to-drink in just 7 days. Brewing beer in your underwear has never been easier.
You have to be smart enough to figure out how to boil water, and you have to wear underwear.
If you can boil water, you can make freakin' delicious beer in less than 10 minutes -- ready-to-drink in just 7 days. Brewing beer in your underwear has never been easier.
This really isn't for us HBTers.
You have to be smart enough to figure out how to boil water, and you have to wear underwear.
If you can boil water, you can make freakin' delicious beer in less than 10 minutes -- ready-to-drink in just 7 days. Brewing beer in your underwear has never been easier.
wait... if you boil your underwear for 10 minutes, then you have ready to drink beer?!? I have underwear!
And yeast! You've cracked the code!
