You getr speeding tickets b/c you are trying to your LHBS for grains, was let off with a warning b/c the copper was a HB'er and was sympathetic.
You argue over the phone with your LHBS about the price of hops and grains.
This one happened to me this afternoon, I was trying to haggle the price of hops. One of the crack head labourers heard me saying " you want how much per once, and asked if i buy in bulk how much she would come down,lol,. The labourer came over and wispered I can get you a better deal from his guy,. I said that I was talking about hops, he looked really sheepishly and said" so was I" and winked, tapped his noze.
I laughed my ass off at him.