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quadbikerjosh

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alright. so as per this title here is a promising story. alright so it was our irish theme party the other night at my friends frat house. this house is a decent 2 story house with 4 bedrooms that was built in the 70's. this place had a balcony that looked out over the roofs of manny apartment complexes just below the fence line. it also overlooked his backyard, witch we called "mount doom" or "little mexico" it wwas full of broken bottles, tires, burnt stuff, old couches, and just about everything else except for a dead hooker. so i bring three corny kegs to the party of about 4 peeps. it was all gone before anyone else showed up. needless to say, we wanted to drink more. out came the hard stuff. we did hot shots, and my friend sam went ape sh!t.

he started throwing every piece of furniture off the balcony. needles to say so did i and everone else. after that we went out and stole a news paper stand, brought it back home, and threw it down the stairs. after that, the raging drunken ******* set all the furniture on fire in the back yard] so we could pee on it from the balcony. somehow no cops were called. after this we decided it was a good idea to have a contest of who could throw the most beer bottles on the roofs of the apartments below. many succeded. still no police, i have no idea how or why.

the next morning i wake up on the livingroom floor to the sound of someones girlfriend screaming "wtf happened?" as i open my eyes i begin to wonder where all he furniture is, or why is there so much broken glass on the stiars. trying to piece together the night before was like trying ti figure out what happened to a building after a bomb hit it. i still have no idea why no one called the cops. not really proud of it, but it makes a dam good story. :drunk::tank::drunk::tank::drunk::rockin::confused::tank::ban:
 
I'm gonna M. Night Shamylan the ending:

"Why weren't the cops called?!" Quadbikerjosh said to his bro.
"Dude, we ARE the cops!"

bum, bum, BUUUUMMMM
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OMFG
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WTF
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JFC
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/end scene
 
I'm gonna M. Night Shamylan the ending:

"Why weren't the cops called?!" Quadbikerjosh said to his bro.
"Dude, we ARE the cops!"

bum, bum, BUUUUMMMM
dramatic-chimpunk-o.gif


OMFG
dramatic-dog-o.gif


WTF
dramatic-maki-o.gif


JFC
dramatic-cat-o.gif


mind-blown-o.gif


/end scene

hahaha pretty much. you gotta wonder tho, i mean seriously. a 12 foot couch fire in the back yard, beer bottles flying over peoples houses, rediculousley loud crashes from inside the house......nooo cops. gotta love nevada. :drunk:

that is one f%*ked up dog tho.
 
he started throwing every piece of furniture off the balcony. needles to say so did i and everone else. after that we went out and stole a news paper stand, brought it back home, and threw it down the stairs. after that, the raging drunken ******* set all the furniture on fire in the back yard]

Sounds like you were one of the raging drunken *******. :rolleyes:
 
In this day and age a frat house and their friends would DEFINITELY take pictures of something. I call BS too.
 
I think the op might be quite a few years younger than the majority on this board....

I HOPE SO!

I have no problem with it really. I was a ********* on occasion in college, too. We threw a friend off a balcony. But we didn't light him on fire.

Now... if he's in his 30's and acting like that, then it's a different story. :D
 
Walker said:
I HOPE SO!

I have no problem with it really. I was a ********* on occasion in college, too. We threw a friend off a balcony. But we didn't light him on fire.

Now... if he's in his 30's and acting like that, then it's a different story. :D

I'm 26 and slightly appalled by this, hell my wife would have my nuts in a vice grip if she came home during any part of this.

And if it were happening next door, I'd be in my backyard with a shotgun
 
I'm 26 and slightly appalled by this, hell my wife would have my nuts in a vice grip if she came home during any part of this.

And if it were happening next door, I'd be in my backyard with a shotgun

I would say that you asked for it if you were 26, married, and living in or next door to a frat house with a trash dump in their backyard. :D

No way I would tolerate it next door to me at this point in my life. Hell, I almost went out and told the 23-and-still-living-with-mom-and-dad guy next door to park his dirt bike when he started revving the engine in his garage at 8:30pm this past Monday. My kids were in bed, and I was trying to do my f*cking taxes.

Thankfully, his own dad came out and yelled at him before I had to do it.
 
Walker said:
I would say that you asked for it if you were 26, married, and living in or next door to a frat house with a trash dump in their backyard. :D
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Lol touché
 
I think the op might be quite a few years younger than the majority on this board....

yea, try 21. pics of the aftermath coming soon! ill try to gather pics from whoever was there. and yea...i have bad grammar, punctuation, and spelling. mostly due to a complete lack of care. especially after a few beers. so enjoy! or read somethin else....either way, im getting another beer. :drunk:
 
Subscribed for the pics. I was always too busy getting stoned in college to do any crazy drunken things like this.
 
OK, so I actually went back and reread the story, and the second time around it REALLY sounds like a sack of made up feces. He brought 3 corny kegs to a party that only 4 people were at, and they drank all of it before anyone else showed up?! Isn't that like several dozen beers per person in a short amount of time? Then they started doing shots and drank even more?

Carson City isn't exactly a party town, LOTS of seniors live there who play bingo, go to the senior center, etc. No frats in this town. Maybe it happened in Reno? Not a very far drive. But after a backyard bonfire, bottles being thrown at other people's houses, stealing a newspaper stand and throwing it down the stairs, no cops came?! Sounds like it's straight out of a movie...
 
OK, so I actually went back and reread the story, and the second time around it REALLY sounds like a sack of made up feces. He brought 3 corny kegs to a party that only 4 people were at, and they drank all of it before anyone else showed up?! Isn't that like several dozen beers per person in a short amount of time? Then they started doing shots and drank even more?

Carson City isn't exactly a party town, LOTS of seniors live there who play bingo, go to the senior center, etc. No frats in this town. Maybe it happened in Reno? Not a very far drive. But after a backyard bonfire, bottles being thrown at other people's houses, stealing a newspaper stand and throwing it down the stairs, no cops came?! Sounds like it's straight out of a movie...


yeah, heard a story yesterday from a not-so-reliable coworker. Apparently, he went to a local bar, drank 12 beers, 10 shots, and 8 mixed drinks within a 4 hour time period, then drove home. He said he spent $350 that night.

I've seen him drink, he maxes out at 2.
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