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brewd00d

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It must be getting warmer because this morning when i woke up this is what i saw in my office:
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Lol. she is away for a couple hours so she has no idea it happened. No for the hard part, cleaning it up so good she still wont know what happened.

Im thinking the krausen helped make a natural barrier to prevent my beer form getting infected. does anyone else think ill be ok? i dont know how long it has been exposed to the air. but i scooped the krausen off with a sanitized cup. hopefully that works.

ive made more beer than i can count now, and this is the only time i have ever seen it be this active enough to foam out.
 
German breweries traditionally fermented in open vessels. My German grandparents made beer in their washtub. So, it'll probably be fine. I'd be more worried about the carpet. At least it's beige.
 
Thanks for the reminder to use a blow off hose this afternoon.......
...... One hour into the mash. Brew On!!
 
Just watched an episode of northern brew tv and they did an session on open fermenting. during its heavy fermenting and the high krausen is when your bier is most protected. Its after its just about done fermenting that you should transfer to a closed fermenter to protect the bier.. So you should be good
 
This is northern brewers Bavarian Hefeweizen, this is my third one in the last month. Although a month ago in Delaware its been in the 50's still outside, now its in the 70's.
 
Your seriously lucky it didn't go down your air vent lol

Then she would have killed you, after she made you clean the duct.
 
I had an entire batch of wine pop its corks and some bottles explode in an UPSTAIRS bedroom...my wife came out of our DOWNSTAIRS bedroom asking me what the heck was leaking through our bedroom ceiling from upstairs......
 
I thinl you'll be ok if you skim off the krausen like you said. I've been lucky so far. Especially last time. That cooper's fermenter lid was creaking like an old wooden ship,but no bomb. Good thing,it sits on an old printer stand to the right of my computer hutch. But it does make for some pleasant smells while on here...:mug:
 
I just want to humbly submit this one thing. If your wife is such a neat freak she flips her lid over something like this that is fixable and cleanable, then she's got problems. This fits into the class of thing I call "compulsory offended", that it's a betrayal of something she holds dear to not make a big deal.

That said, she would also probably prefer the truth.

Do things the way I do. Tell the truth, let her freak out, and then demand that she find a reason not to move past it. It amazing what you can do when you inject rationality into an irrational reaction.
 
edgeofblade said:
I just want to humbly submit this one thing. If your wife is such a neat freak she flips her lid over something like this that is fixable and cleanable, then she's got problems. This fits into the class of thing I call "compulsory offended", that it's a betrayal of something she holds dear to not make a big deal.

That said, she would also probably prefer the truth.

Do things the way I do. Tell the truth, let her freak out, and then demand that she find a reason not to move past it. It amazing what you can do when you inject rationality into an irrational reaction.

Sometimes an injection of rationality results in even more irrationality. Sometimes time and space the best cure for irrationality

But I agree, the truth never hurts.
 
o4_srt said:
Sometimes an injection of rationality results in even more irrationality. Sometimes time and space the best cure for irrationality

But I agree, the truth never hurts.

Very true. I guess I have had a lot of luck breaking grudges.
 
Clean it up completely, tell the truth, let her freak out, explain you have cleaned it up and then demand that she find a reason not to move past it.

Added a few steps there, now there is less chance she could find a reason not to move past it.
 
I just want to humbly submit this one thing. If your wife is such a neat freak she flips her lid over something like this that is fixable and cleanable, then she's got problems. This fits into the class of thing I call "compulsory offended", that it's a betrayal of something she holds dear to not make a big deal.

That said, she would also probably prefer the truth.

Do things the way I do. Tell the truth, let her freak out, and then demand that she find a reason not to move past it. It amazing what you can do when you inject rationality into an irrational reaction.

Shes not that much of a neat freak, i just know she would wonder why the h3ll i didnt put it somewhere else.

she is fine with it though, i texted her the picture, as long as i clean it up, there no problem.
 
Your beer should be fine. I had a belgian wheat blow the airlock sending krausen all over a closet. Closet still smells like malt 9 months later; the beer was AWESOME! the CO2 coming off the yeast should protect against infection during fermentation. clean lid, recover, RHAHB.
 
You're lucky it just on the carpet, the last hefe I made ended up on the ceiling.
 
I've found that if I start with, "I already cleaned it up," SWMBO will be very, very paranoid. If I start with, "How would you feel if I let the mafia kill a few people in here?", then laugh at her apoplexy and say, "No, the beer overflowed, I already cleaned it up. Don't you like the smell?"

That makes her day.
 
Same thing happened to me just a week ago, I was so worried I wife was gonna flp out. But I cleaned it up and all she said "is your beer ruined? " and here I thought she hated my hobby....
 
Nope. If your wifey is anything like mine, you're toast. Your beer will probably be fine, though. :mug:

+1, your beer will be fine. IF you clean it up as though it never happened, AND explain why you need to spend another fifty to a hundred bucks to make sure this never happens again, THEN you could be golden. This could be an opportunity.
 
Same thing happened to me just a week ago, I was so worried I wife was gonna flp out. But I cleaned it up and all she said "is your beer ruined? " and here I thought she hated my hobby....

She probably knew that if your beer was ruined that it would be you in the ****ty mood for the next week ;)
 
I've spilled a few very dark staining items.... but we have a rug doctor. The way i got caught was that the carpet in those areas was too clean.
 
Bury it then bury the shovel.


Really my wife would be cool it I cleaned it up. She loves the beer and knows that a few spills may happen.
 
I just want to humbly submit this one thing. If your wife is such a neat freak she flips her lid over something like this that is fixable and cleanable, then she's got problems. This fits into the class of thing I call "compulsory offended", that it's a betrayal of something she holds dear to not make a big deal.

That said, she would also probably prefer the truth.

Do things the way I do. Tell the truth, let her freak out, and then demand that she find a reason not to move past it. It amazing what you can do when you inject rationality into an irrational reaction.

Screw that. If she freaks out punch her in the face and scream "Equal rights, ********". It works every time. If the cops show up just tell them she fell down the stairs. This even works if you have a ranch house.
 
go to walmart and find a bottle of Kids N' Pets. this is a great washing product and it will take the stain right out. i have both kids and pets and i have had my little girl take the bottles with trub and dump it out on the carpet. sprayed it on and i don't have a smell or stains. it works great.

back on topic. kudos on the pic. not many will think of getting the pic and then cleaning. wish more did. love seeing mistakes that i have made on someone elses floor :)
 
quick question, what is krausen bad? you said you scooped the krausen off with a sanatized cup and I am wondering why its bad if you have it in every fermentation?

Also, Did you resanatize the lid before you put it back on? I'd forget like a dummy and just put it back on while yelling Oh, Shudders, I suck at cleaning, lol
 
ROFLMFAO.....but is pissed ...I mean p#$$#$d really a swear word? Damn...I'm going to hell?!
 
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