Well it's time to celebrate your birthday
It happens every year
We eat a lot of broccoli
and drink a lot of beer
You should be good and happy
That there's something you can eat
A million people every day
are starving in the street
You're daddy's in the gutter
with the wretched and the poor
Your momma's in the kitchen
With a can of Cycle 4
There's garbage in the water
And poison in the sky
I guess it won't be long
Before we're all gonna die
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday! to you!
So if you think it's scary
If it's more than you can take,
Just blow out the candles
And have a piece of cake!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday, to you!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday, to you!