The only "if" I will throw out there is.... IF the truck had been removed, and the road cleaned up, but there were still a bunch of full, unbroken bottles or cans lying down in the ditch, seemingly abandoned, THEN AND ONLY THEN, I would volunteer to pick up the straggling beers and give them a new home. BUT we're talking after several hours, potentially even the next day, at the point at which these items are no longer "property" per se so much as they are a "nuisance" and, well frankly, litter.
Any other circumstances - nah. Regardless of what beer it is. Why put myself in danger just to steal? Doesn't make sense.
By the way. 999 posts. Just gotta make it till 5, then to the pub, then to my poker game, THEN you all get your treat.