Thong ale...

[Revvy]

I wonder if edible underwear is fermentable.......

It's mostly sugar isn't it?

And if it was pre-worn.....it would come with it's own yeast blend.

 

[tireater]

But how do you repeat the receipe...she may shower eventually...

 

[GearBeer]

You'll just have to record the number of days between her last shower and the brew. You could have her keep a daily journal to increase repeatability.

I'd say she's going to have to let it go for a good week and a half to make a good starter.

 

[silvervan83]

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

 

[rawkstar]

 

[Cheeto]

My g/f wants to dry hop in the secondary with hops wrapped in a thong...
I was going to call it Ailing Thong Ale...
Is this safe...?...i'll be honest...She is a big girl...
and any underware she wares looks like a thong...

are we talking this ?

because you could fit 8-10 oz of hops in these


or more of this

where is looks like this pair could hold a few pounds of hops

 

[Cheeto]

I feel ill for just posting those pictures !

 

[tireater]

She sweats enough eating one cake...to make 5 gallons of wart...

 

[VatorMan]

wart. I don't think that was a typo either.

 

[StoutFan]

ouch.......

 

[Borisbbadd]

My eyes hurt............let me have some of that bleach !!!!

 

[Baja_Brewer]

ha, yeahhhhh...if you blur out her eyes NO ONE will be able to recognize her:cross:

 

[babalu87]

If its a sour beer we know the thong was un-washed.................

Lactobacillus - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

4th sentence.............................

BTW

This thread be useless without pics

 

[arturo7]

This thread be useless without pics

No more pictures.

Pleeease, no more pictures!

 

[SchizoFilly]

....on the plus side, you would know this beer could be paired with fish tacos.

 

[gratus fermentatio]

You know, if she actually reads this entire thread, odds are you'll never get laid again. I'm just sayin.

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

No more pictures.

Pleeease, no more pictures!

You know, tireater never posts pics of his supposed large GF (aka shopping cart girl). I think she is an imaginary giant.

 

[gratus fermentatio]

You know, tireater never posts pics of his supposed large GF (aka shopping cart girl). I think she is an imaginary giant.

Either that, or he's afraid she'll sit on him! (runs for cover).

 

[danorocks17]

at least you're honest

 

[tireater]

She saw this thread and got more than a little pissed...
Thank God I have my tranq. dart gun...3 darts did the trick...

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

So, which lifetime member is tireater? I have a feeling tireater is an alterego. At least, I hope.

EDIT: Wortmonger, is that you!?

 

[tireater]

I'll give you a hint...I'm the good looking one...

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

I'll give you a hint...I'm the good looking one...

You're the cactus?

 

[tireater]

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[tireater]

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[tireater]

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[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

I took out your truck. Even if it is on your photbucket. Didn't think you needed your licence plate on here.

I swear I've seen that fire pit before. Did you post that here?

So which bike in your pics is yours?

When did you start brewing? You have almost as much grain as I do. :cheers:

I think I have around 200 kg of grain.

 

[tireater]

I hope I didn't pump up the beer ****...just to let you down...
But worry not...there are still way too many of you ...

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

I hope I didn't pump up the beer ****...just to let you down...
But worry not...there are still way too many of you ...

Huh what now?

I was just trying to figure out if you were some one's alter-ego as your photo bucket doesn't exactly seem to show an inexperienced brewer (nor the mysterious shopping cart girl) brewing beer with thongs and poor sanitation regimes.

Sorry if that caused offence. But you better not be calling me *** bro, cause I'll have to make the drive down to SB and cause some sort of felony.

EDIT: I took down all the pics so you can remain mysterious

 

[tireater]

I'll pay the gas...I am also very easy to find....see ya soon...keyboard commando....
Don't be dissapointed if you don't get a reach around after...