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My g/f wants to dry hop in the secondary with hops wrapped in a thong...
I was going to call it Ailing Thong Ale...
Is this safe...?...i'll be honest...She is a big girl...
and any underware she wares looks like a thong...
 
Why does this remind me of the "beer pisser" thread?.... :(



This thread will reach 50 replies by tomorrow..... :D
 
I didn't know she was a big girl...until after making love..I rolled over twice and was still on top of her...
 
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hotdog in the hallway.........
watch
 
So I was down there yelling in love canyon...and I said...
'Gee you have a big P***y...gee you have a big p***y'...
She said 'You didn't have to say it twice'...
'I didn't'...I said...
 
She saw this thread...I'm probably not getting laid tonight....

Why do all women want a man with a sense of humor...?

Until they meet one....
 
tireater said:
So I was down there yelling in love canyon...and I said...
'Gee you have a big P***y...gee you have a big p***y'...
She said 'You didn't have to say it twice'...
'I didn't'...I said...
Click to expand...

I see you've learned the trick to... erm... "going down," there.


Fold the rolls up until you smell s***, roll it down twice, then go to town. Excuse me a moment, I think I just threw up in my mouth.
 
I was married for 20 years...I know what you mean...
To this day...just thinking about my ex can counteract even Cialis...
 
Not this guy, that's for sure. I've got her video on archive, but I'm just not a fan of the whole skin and bones look. If I wanted a coke whore, I'd go get a coke whore. :drunk:
 
llazy_llama said:
Not this guy, that's for sure. I've got her video on archive, but I'm just not a fan of the whole skin and bones look. If I wanted a coke whore, I'd go get a coke whore. :drunk:
Click to expand...
coke whores are a little too ritzy, you gotta go with the down-right crack whore if you want to get bang for your buck....






Or a goat... you can't go wrong with a goat....:D
 
deathweed said:
coke whores are a little too ritzy, you gotta go with the down-right crack whore if you want to get bang for your buck....






Or a goat... you can't go wrong with a goat....:D
Click to expand...

So are Texans the Scots of the US?

/Irish

runs for cover :)
 
this thread reminded me of the old moped/big girl joke. it's only fun til your friends see you riding one.
 
tireater said:
My g/f wants to dry hop in the secondary with hops wrapped in a thong...
I was going to call it Ailing Thong Ale...
Is this safe...?...i'll be honest...She is a big girl...
and any underware she wares looks like a thong...
Click to expand...

Let her wear those panties a few hrs before you add the hops ;)
 
I would seriously consider sterilizing the thong, not just sanitizing it. Give it a good boil and if it shrinks, look for a new GF that fits.
 

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