I pretty much hate any kind of shopping and despise most shoppers. Tension, frustration sets in, then I develop shopping rage and get an uncontrollable urge to mow people down with my shopping cart.
People dawdle down the center of the aisle walking as slowly as possible and you can't get around them. Then they stop and block the aisle to look at something. They stand there forever and stare at it with a blank look on their face like they're lost in space or something. Sometimes they will move out of your way after you have said, "Excuse me" several times. I usually just back up and turn around only to find more dawdlers in the next aisle or shoppers that think the store is for socializing and ignore your every attempt to get around them.
You finally find an empty aisle only to discover that the last person that was there, ate cabbage for dinner the night before and left toxic fumes. You have to get out of there fast because the smell is enough to gag a maggot and of course you don't want another shopper to come down that aisle and think you did it.
You finally get to the checkstand. The woman in front of you waits until everything has been rung up and bagged, then she starts digging in her purse to find her checkbook and write out a check.
I think stores should have lines painted down the center of the aisles and arrows. All shoppers should "drive" on the right side of the aisle. Shopping carts with horns would be nice too.
I was in Walmart one time with a friend. She has severe shopping rage. It wasn't busy or crowded that day but everytime we tried to look at something, the same woman would wander down the aisle we were in and want to look at the same thing we were looking at. She'd get real close and reach across in front of us. I really don't like having some stranger's armpit in my face.
Anyway, after about the 4th time this woman followed us down another aisle, my friend waited until she got up to us. She let a big loud fart, walked off and left me standing there with this woman.
My friend swears to this day that she did not do that on purpose but I don't believe her. lol