Things we hate?

[Baja_Brewer]

I hate: waiting in lines
people who's jaw pops when they chew
untangling coat hangers
running out of toilet paper
people who spray instead of say
spastic childeren
Nancy Pelosi

Careful there.... don't want the FBI crawlin up your ass....

 

[shecky]

The women at the bus stop who bitch constantly about having to work 24-hour weeks. They claim they don't have time to get things done. Funny, I work 40 hours, my wife has 2 jobs and we seem to accomplish things without much problem.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Years ago, when i was in construction, we were having a tea break and talking about cyclists, and the way they ride badly on the roads. A painter chimed in and told us why he hated cyclists.......He started of mad, and got gradually more rabid......

Paraphrasing here: "I hate those bastards that ride bikes in Lycra shorts. They stick their butts in the air, wobbling their buttocks side to side and getting all sweaty. You can see their nuts through the fabric moving around and their dicks bulging out down the sides. I don't know why they think that i want to stand there and watch their balls moving around all the time"

The rest of us were just staring at each other in amazement, and having a silent conversation with our eyes. "Did you know he was gay?" ......"Nope! I had no idea! he certainly seems annoyed about his secret sexuality!"......."Do you think we should ask him?"......"Nah, i think he would deny it anyway"

OK, It's not funny the way I type it, but you had to be there.

 

[david_42]

OK, It's not funny the way I type it, but you had to be there.

It's funny.

Reminds me of a story my business partner tells. In a previous company, she had a sales manager that went to ComDex with them. The second day he was complaining about all of the prostitutes around the hotel, and ...

how much they cost!

 

[DeathBrewer]

people who's jaw pops when they chew

I used to have a girl/friend that could randomly pop her jaw (usually on purpose)...she could dislocate it or something. It happened many times unintentionally during sex, tho...that would really screw with the mood sometimes. It sounded like two rocks hitting each other.

 

[Bernie Brewer]

Oh, and people who use say "supposably". Nothing makes me want to smack someone upside the head that to hear that come out of their piehole.

YES!!!! And these are the same people that say "posta". Example: You're not posta do it that way, you're posta do it this way......... Learn to talk, would you???


Oh, and bad spellers drive me batty too. There is this really cool feature on most browsers. Perhaps you've heard of it. It's called SPELL-CHECK!!!! (I know Yuri agrees on this one..... )

 

[DeathBrewer]

whatever, same difference

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Oh, and bad spellers drive me batty too. There is this really cool feature on most browsers. Perhaps you've heard of it. It's called SPELL-CHECK!!!! (I know Yuri agrees on this one..... )

Yea. I nid that wan.

Werk blocks install.

Wuld be nyce to hev tho'.

 

[Brew-Happy]

I hate: waiting in lines
people who's jaw pops when they chew
untangling coat hangers
running out of toilet paper
people who spray instead of say
spastic childeren
Nancy Pelosi

Running out of toilet paper and having to use a tangled up coat hanger instead.

 

[Bernie Brewer]

Yea. I nid that wan.

Werk blocks install.

Wuld be nyce to hev tho'.

PPPPHHHHBBBBTTTT!!!!!

Hey, this is fun....Hmm I probably have more......

I also hate:

Snobs of all kinds (beer snobs, intellect snobs, Harley snobs, status snobs, etc)
Yankees
Red Sox
Cubs
White Sox
Bears
Vikings
21-year old minimum drinking age
My ex-wife's fiance (the only human being I have EVER truly hated in my life)
Jim Carrey movies
Adam Sandler movies
Ben Stiller movies
spinach
squash
IPAs
Stouts (but a good Oatmeal Stout is awesome!!!)
Sour Beer

I'm sure I have more, but this is not the debate forum, so I will stay away from the political realm....

 

[the_bird]

I used to have a girl/friend that could randomly pop her jaw (usually on purpose)...she could dislocate it or something. It happened many times unintentionally during sex, tho...that would really screw with the mood sometimes. It sounded like two rocks hitting each other.

Could she unhinge it, like a snake? That could be, uh..... interesting. Potentially useful!

 

[mattmcl]

I hate work in just about any form.

 

[bernerbrau]

whatever, same difference

Irregardless...

 

[DeathBrewer]

Could she unhinge it, like a snake? That could be, uh..... interesting. Potentially useful!

No, and I did not want to hear that thing *pop* when she was going down on me, so I never accepted those offers.

 

[the_bird]

Meh, close your eyes and put on some headphones.... :rockin:

 

[DeathBrewer]

...while eating a turkey leg. Sounds like a plan

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

microwave ovens
weather above 90º
debt
money
lack of time
Horny Goat beer
#1 pencils
chain restaurants
boring people

 

[springer]

YES!!!! And these are the same people that say "posta". Example: You're not posta do it that way, you're posta do it this way......... Learn to talk, would you???


Oh, and bad spellers drive me batty too. There is this really cool feature on most browsers. Perhaps you've heard of it. It's called SPELL-CHECK!!!! (I know Yuri agrees on this one..... )

ya thats annoying its "your apposta do it this way"

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

#1 pencils

I hate propelling pencils......especially when i pick them up thinking they are a pen.

 

[ggoodman]

People that ask me the same question expecting a different answer the 2nd 3rd 4th time.

People who ask me for my opinion or what I would do and then argue with me.. If you know your right, what the helm are you asking me for?

 

[Fingers]

People that have the opposite political view than I have but can only articulate their position with insistence that they're correct.

People who become 'fustrated'.

Shoppers who are oblivious to others around them. (blocking aisles, wandering aimlessly, failing to die when their brains already have, etc.)

Blatant lies from the government clearly intended to appeal to the ignorant.

 

[DeathBrewer]

People that have the opposite political view than I have but can only articulate their position with insistence that they're correct.

But, dude, I'm totally right!

Reminds me of this comic:

 

[captianoats]

Working on Saturday (I need to drink on Friday worse than the money on Saturday)

The Yankees

My cable company

All the 24 hour news networks. For Gods sake, how come the news can't even agree on facts anymore?????

People who have good jobs and complain about being broke.

 

[Willy Boner]

People who think they know everything,,,,They REALLY irritate those of us who do

 

[Ryno]

People who pronounce the letter 'g' with word ending with ing, ong, etc... You know, it is Forrest Gumpish. Cant we all get alonGUH?

 

[BBKing]

My bosses who like to come in and look over our shoulders everyday.

My bosses who increase production after having their first kid. Kind of obvious isnt it?

The Chicago Cubs (not really, but sometimes)

 

[DeathBrewer]

People who pronounce the letter 'g' with word ending with ing, ong, etc... You know, it is Forrest Gumpish. Cant we all get alonGUH?

Ungah. Ungah want fire stick! Ungah need babe for nap & snuggle! UNGAH!

 

[andysim]

1. Mushrooms
2. Unsucessful people who resent sucessful people for being sucessful
3. Unions
4. Reality shows
5. Sam Adam's Cherry Wheat

 

[sp1365]

Data Sets, specifically building them.

 

[Sean]

People that don't hate! They come into work and say goodmorning, and smile, and say things like it's gonna be a great day, Like if you don't think so you are not as good as them, and their life is better than yours, and have a blessed day, and I just want to punch them in the face and stomp on;k tha;a ;a but they are ;l ;special Fjorces ; and so...

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