Albany brew guy
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Legal code as mentioned before. Remember though - save that one unless there are more code violations you can pick on. Save the trump card for all-out war
Get motion sensor lights set as sensitive as possible (pointed more at their property than yours)
Practice bird calls in the yard at 6:00am - or better yet, yodeling
Hire tru-green lawn service or similar to apply a crap ton of chemicals on your lawn and have the sign up advertising their service
Get a composter between your house and his. put some raw fish and chicken in it. If the smell doesn't get them, the flies will. Also get a bug zapper to put next to the composter.
Fly an American flag.
Get a diesel truck and warm up the engine for 15 minutes before driving anywhere.
I could keep going, but I need to go to work in the morning.....
Get motion sensor lights set as sensitive as possible (pointed more at their property than yours)
Practice bird calls in the yard at 6:00am - or better yet, yodeling
Hire tru-green lawn service or similar to apply a crap ton of chemicals on your lawn and have the sign up advertising their service
Get a composter between your house and his. put some raw fish and chicken in it. If the smell doesn't get them, the flies will. Also get a bug zapper to put next to the composter.
Fly an American flag.
Get a diesel truck and warm up the engine for 15 minutes before driving anywhere.
I could keep going, but I need to go to work in the morning.....
