Things that sound dirty but aren't

[ChshreCat]

The other day I was driving through Mount Vernon and saw a sign outside an ice cream shop that read:

"Maggy Moo's Hard Packed Quarts!"

That's almost good as my most favorite sounds dirty but isn't phrase...

"Steaming polenta"

Anyone else have others to share?

 

[thataintchicken]

mmmmmm..... quarts.

 

[masonsjax]

This reminds me of the old unnecessary censorship bit from the Jimmy Kimmel show.

 

[Ragutis]

"Polishing the keg"

 

[bubbachunk]

From engineering:

Head loss due to shaft work.

 

[Uncle Timmy]

Bung hole..

 

[zman]

"Nice Rack" Server Rack that is

 

[Uncle Timmy]

Fuggle plug

 

[mattmcl]

Ball valve.

 

[annasdadhockey]

false bottom

 

[mattmcl]

Beer balls. Kinda like whiskey dick.

 

[dwarven_stout]

Fly sparging.

 

[Jim Karr]

Portuguese floor corker

 

[ChshreCat]

Beer balls. Kinda like whiskey dick.

Where I used to live, there was a Kitchen Dick Road. It intersected with Hooker Road. So you could live at the corner of Kitchen Dick and Hooker.

 

[hammacks]

When I worked at a Parker Hose Fitting plant - First day, morning staff meeting:

"We've still got problems with sticky nuts on the nipples. Watch"

and

 

[yummybeer]

milk jugs!

 

[shelly_belly]

Thumbscrews!

 

[Uncle Timmy]

Butt connector

 

[dwarven_stout]

Male-to-male hose adapter

 

[fred_zepp]

hot liquor tank

 

[HPDrifter]

One of the dirtiest sounding words that is completely clean....

philatelist

 

[EvilGnome6]

formication

 

[Cheeto]

fluffernutter

 

[Bullbythehorns]

Uranus.....

 

[Scooby_Brew]

Do you guys ever play craps in a casino? This conversation could happen on any dice table in the best and most exclusive casino:

Dealer: "Sir, your Come landed on Little Joe. Do you want to buy a Lay and cover your behind?"
Player: "Good idea. Oh, give me the Big Ben and 69 too."

Believe me or not, they are actually talking about gambling and not sex.

 

[dontman]

So far I have to vote for "formication" as the second best and Portugese Floor Corker as the best of the lot.

I would like to think that the contraption that George Clooney built in Burn After Reading could be named Portugese Floor Corker

 

[OLB]

keg lube......

 

[BeerRunner]

"butt stroke"

(To hit someone with the butt of a rifle)

 

[Great_Neck_Brewer]

my favorite fruit "Kumkwat"

 

[KayaBrew]

"Mouthfeel" anyone?

 

[brewmonk]

touch.
finger.
unzip.
mount.
fsck,fsck,fsck.
RAM.
scuzzy port hard drive.

 

[homebrewer_99]

Just last week I gave a female coworker some of my Hard Dicken's Cider...

 

[RonRock]

****y Trap

 

[yummybeer]

cockpit,..

 

[zodeseeker]

Liquor in the front, and Poker in the rear.

 

[endo]

My balancer has a 40mm stub shaft.

 

[northernlad]

Where I used to live, there was a Kitchen Dick Road. It intersected with Hooker Road. So you could live at the corner of Kitchen Dick and Hooker.

Lets not forget Pull and Be Damned Rd in LaConner

 

[michael88n]

suck-squeeze-bang-blow

(engine cycle)

 

[yummybeer]

Bung hole..

don't forget to put the bung in the bung hole

 

[brewmonk]

coxackie virus