- Jul 23, 2012
- Reaction score
- New Braunfels, Texas
Every day when one of my employee leaves the office to go get the mail or drop off a deposit at the bank:One of my coworkers always runs errands during her lunch break.
Coworker #1 - "I'm going to [PLACE] to [PERFORM ACTION]. Does anybody want anything while I'm there?"
Coworker #2 - "A million dollars."
Coworker #3 - "Make that two!"
Coworker #1 - *polite chuckle*
Coworkers #2 & #3 - *unreasonable amount of cackling*
Every. Goddamned. Day.
I think it's part of an organized plan to drive me mad.
"Okay, see you next week!"
*ten seconds of ear-splitting cackling*
"Naw I'm just teasing. I'll be back."
"Why aren't you laughing?"
Every. Damned. Day. For several years now.
I used to think she had some kind of brain handicap, but now I think she's actually some kind of evil sadistic genious who's really dedicated to her craft.