Sometimes, I need to get things off my chest.
-- I made myself try to watch "Avatar" the other night. I had to see what all the hype was about. I made it through an hour before I wanted to hurt somebody. What an absolute waste of my time.
I've seen it before. It was called "Dances with Wolves." Where is the story?
"But the visual effects are great," I was told.
OK, where's the story?
"It was groundbreaking visually," someone said.
OK, where's the story?
"It was candy for the eyes."
OK, but where is the fvcking story? Give me a damn story. My aunt makes the best goddamn homemade pasta sauce ever (it is not up for debate) but it doesn't mean a thing without pasta.
Thank God for "Boardwalk Empire." It has a story and is visually pleasing. Imagine, what a concept.
-- Hey Mr. I'm Too Lazy To Put My Shopping Cart In The Corral So I'll Just Leave It Here In This Parking Spot: you're an *******. It takes a special sort of lazy person to not walk 50 feet and to not think of the people who might come behind you.
Thanks so much.
-- Sir, when you're in the right-turn only lane and proceed to go straight, ignoring the many signs, and then get cut off by me because I assumed you were going right as instructed, I get to flip you off, not the other way around.
Bite me. And learn to read.
-- Justin Bieber is doing an autobiography. And people will buy it. Enough said.
-- There's a special place in hell for that dick who today went flying up the right side of the downtown street to pass a funeral procession, found an impediment, and proceeded to cut INTO the funeral procession. Sir, may your funeral be next.
-- If you use Facebook simply to *****, you deserve a beating. Guess what? If you're healthy, breathing and employed, you have it a lot better than many people. Please feel free to STFU.
-- Please stop asking me, with derision in your voice, why my kids read so much. They like to read. It's not a disease. It's actually a good thing.
-- Hey Fox, what is the deal with that stupid robot-looking football player on your NFL telecasts? I want to watch football, not "Transformers."
-- Is it really asking too much to allow my kids to get out of their Halloween costumes before I'm bombarded with Christmas advertisements?
Thank you for your time.
-- I made myself try to watch "Avatar" the other night. I had to see what all the hype was about. I made it through an hour before I wanted to hurt somebody. What an absolute waste of my time.
I've seen it before. It was called "Dances with Wolves." Where is the story?
"But the visual effects are great," I was told.
OK, where's the story?
"It was groundbreaking visually," someone said.
OK, where's the story?
"It was candy for the eyes."
OK, but where is the fvcking story? Give me a damn story. My aunt makes the best goddamn homemade pasta sauce ever (it is not up for debate) but it doesn't mean a thing without pasta.
Thank God for "Boardwalk Empire." It has a story and is visually pleasing. Imagine, what a concept.
-- Hey Mr. I'm Too Lazy To Put My Shopping Cart In The Corral So I'll Just Leave It Here In This Parking Spot: you're an *******. It takes a special sort of lazy person to not walk 50 feet and to not think of the people who might come behind you.
Thanks so much.
-- Sir, when you're in the right-turn only lane and proceed to go straight, ignoring the many signs, and then get cut off by me because I assumed you were going right as instructed, I get to flip you off, not the other way around.
Bite me. And learn to read.
-- Justin Bieber is doing an autobiography. And people will buy it. Enough said.
-- There's a special place in hell for that dick who today went flying up the right side of the downtown street to pass a funeral procession, found an impediment, and proceeded to cut INTO the funeral procession. Sir, may your funeral be next.
-- If you use Facebook simply to *****, you deserve a beating. Guess what? If you're healthy, breathing and employed, you have it a lot better than many people. Please feel free to STFU.
-- Please stop asking me, with derision in your voice, why my kids read so much. They like to read. It's not a disease. It's actually a good thing.
-- Hey Fox, what is the deal with that stupid robot-looking football player on your NFL telecasts? I want to watch football, not "Transformers."
-- Is it really asking too much to allow my kids to get out of their Halloween costumes before I'm bombarded with Christmas advertisements?
Thank you for your time.