The ONE difference between men and women

[dkwolf]

Single, so anything is "technically" a freebie, but if/when the time comes that my relationship status changes, my answer won't:

Amy Adams
Emily Deschanel
Zooey Deschanel
(both? God what a way to go....)
Jennifer Morrison (Dr. Cameron from House)

(Who am I kidding... Wouldn't kick Reese Witherspoon out of bed either)

 

[Dutch218]

Zooey Deschanel has come up a few times. Think her show is funny as hell and always DVR it, but is she really that attractive? Can anyone really say she is better looking than Mila Kunis? And if it is about personality and brunette then Erin Burnette from CNN would be a good substitute.

 

[hoppymonkey]

Zooey Deschanel has come up a few times. Think her show is funny as hell and always DVR it, but is she really that attractive? Can anyone really say she is better looking than Mila Kunis? And if it is about personality and brunette then Erin Burnette from CNN would be a good substitute.

Defintely hotter than Mila and at least for me nothing to do with personality.

 

[kilted_brews]

My wife pointed out a while back that we haven't taken the time to hang many pictures of "us together" around the house. So the other day, while she was away, I loaded a new digital picture frame with an assortment of snap shots the two of us had taken, threw in a few shots of the dogs, and (just for good measure) added a few shots of each others dream team. Dirks Bentley, Jason Statham, and Brad Paisley for her and Brooke Burke, and Giada De Laurentiis for me. She melted when she first saw the picture frame scrolling through shots of the two of us - then nearly pee'd herself when Jason Statham flashed up on the screen.

She has a good sense of humor.

 

[GingerBeer515]

Zooey Deschanel has come up a few times. Think her show is funny as hell and always DVR it, but is she really that attractive? Can anyone really say she is better looking than Mila Kunis? And if it is about personality and brunette then Erin Burnette from CNN would be a good substitute.

And based on this, I would have to go back to:

Pretty sure I could hang my hat on the main difference between men and women.

Mayhaps we have plenty in common. 'cept for the kind of rack we're talkin'.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Zooey Deschanel has come up a few times. Think her show is funny as hell and always DVR it, but is she really that attractive? Can anyone really say she is better looking than Mila Kunis? And if it is about personality and brunette then Erin Burnette from CNN would be a good substitute.

I'd do Zooey before Mila. But I'd try to keep it a secret from Mila just in case.

 

[Homercidal]

I'd do Zooey before Mila. But I'd try to keep it a secret from Mila just in case.

Good plan. Though I'd probably pick Mila over Zooey. Zooey has a certain appeal, but sometimes I just can't get into her. Uh, in a manner of speaking.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Good plan. Though I'd probably pick Mila over Zooey. Zooey has a certain appeal, but sometimes I just can't get into her. Uh, in a manner of speaking.

Zooey is the kind of chick I could hang with. Mila comes across as a high maintenance all in yer buisiness kind girl.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Eddie Vedder........definitely Eddie Vedder......I mean, even though I am a straight guy, Eddie is so morally......um.....whatever yooper said.

Angelina Jolie.
Over


Done.

Seen Salt? She completely changes her hair 7 or 8 times to hide, and each time, even with the "man" haircut (she looks a little like Eddie when she goes man...) she still qualifies as the hottest being on the planet. And while I believe that she is morrally tuned in and enviromentally indignant, all hot qualities on the hottest being on the planet, I am not really going to be thinking about that f I meet her and engage in sexual activity.

I guess that is the "diff" Yoop was getting at.

Moral fortitude turns her on.....that and Eddie Vedder.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

I lost interest in her after Tomb Raider.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Natalie Portman completely shaved her head and somehow managed to only get hotter... just sayin.

 

[mlg5039]

Eddie Vedder........definitely Eddie Vedder......I mean, even though I am a straight guy, Eddie is so morally......um.....whatever yooper said.

Angelina Jolie.
Over


Done.

Seen Salt? She completely changes her hair 7 or 8 times to hide, and each time, even with the "man" haircut (she looks a little like Eddie when she goes man...) she still qualifies as the hottest being on the planet.

What cheezy said.

 

[Homercidal]

Hot chicks that smoke are out for me. I couldn't handle it. Tattoos too. I could probably put up with a small tattoo in an inconspicuous place. Maybe. I just prefer a person's original skin.

Of course if the tattoo wasn't too large they could cover it with some clothing. Doing the dirty partial clothed is pretty hot.

 

[pigsaarz]

Nigella? WELL PLAYED!

I knew I respected you.

I had to give up my fantasies about Nigella Lawson, my wife wanted to know why there was so many crumbs in the bed

 

[Whattawort]

Toss up between Milla Jovovich and Charlize Theron. She said I could only have 1 freebie, but she doesn't have to know about the other.

 

[Pilgarlic]

That dialogue is priceless. Couldn't have been written better.

 

[david_42]

The freebie concept has never come up and I've never even heard of it until this thread.

 

[Dutch218]

Typically the man is allowed a freebie and the wife needs to cook for her and wash the sheets afterwards.




Just kidding.

 

[JRems]

My freebie is Reese too. Tell the hubby good choice

 

[cheezydemon3]

Toss up between Milla Jovovich and Charlize Theron. She said I could only have 1 freebie, but she doesn't have to know about the other.

purple something google it and Mila Jovovich has the hottest picture I've ever freaking seen.

 

[david_42]

Sometimes I wish GIS had a "safe out" setting that only showed the **** pictures.

 

[Whattawort]

purple something google it and Mila Jovovich has the hottest picture I've ever freaking seen.

she is standing there you could just see her butt and awesome legs. no tits or bush but it is so freaking hot. (maybe tits )

Just watch the Fifth Element or Return to the Blue Lagoon. HAWT!

 

[cheezydemon3]

sorry david, wasn't thinking......edited

 

[alpha224]

Swmbo and I talk about this all the time...she and I have a few from the other's list. We even talk about why we picked them, and most of the reasons aren't physical. As for my picks:

Eva Mendez
Ann Hathaway
Hailey Williams
Amy Lee
Charlize
Zooey Dachenel
Amy Adams
Rachel McAdams
(In no particular order)

 

[emjay]

Zooey is the kind of chick I could hang with. Mila comes across as a high maintenance all in yer buisiness kind girl.

While I would pick Zooey first, from what I've heard it's the exact opposite of what you said. Apparently Mila is an extremely down to earth geek.

But she was with Macaulay Culkin for quite a while, and that HAS to make one think that there must be *something* that is very wrong with her.

 

[emjay]

Swmbo and I talk about this all the time...she and I have a few from the other's list. We even talk about why we picked them, and most of the reasons aren't physical. As for my picks:

Eva Mendez
Ann Hathaway
Hailey Williams
Amy Lee
Charlize
Zooey Dachenel
Amy Adams
Rachel McAdams
(In no particular order)

That's a very good list. Not exactly the same one I'd make, but very close. Scarlett needs to be up there too.

 

[alpha224]

That's a very good list. Not exactly the same one I'd make, but very close. Scarlett needs to be up there too.

OH MY! I can't believe I forgot about her...I am amending her to the list... Honestly, some of those picks are because I would like to imagine that we would have an interesting conversation after hooking up, because I am not the kind of guy to just love em and kick them out...seriously, how often would you get the chance to pick their brains? You can't pass that chance up.

 

[dbrewski]

OH MY! I can't believe I forgot about her...I am amending her to the list... Honestly, some of those picks are because I would like to imagine that we would have an interesting conversation after hooking up, because I am not the kind of guy to just love em and kick them out...seriously, how often would you get the chance to pick their brains? You can't pass that chance up.

Allright, hand over your man card.

 

[Homercidal]

You know what's even more fun than having "freebies" discussions with your sig other?

Having the other one pick a list for you!

I could easily pick out a few hot men for my wife. I'd just have to know their penis size first...

 

[AnOldUR]

You know what's even more fun . . . I'd just have to know their penis size first.

Fixed your username.