The ONE difference between men and women

[Slyko]

I've thoroughly enjoyed reading this post. Really pretty funny.

[ame]http://youtu.be/N9qYF9DZPdw[/ame]

But I wouldn't touch this idea with a flame thrower.

After 22 years we wouldn't even joke about it.

 

[Homercidal]

Fixed your username.

Aw man, that is SO FUNNY!

But, really. I wouldn't want her getting too used to something. Gotta keep her thinking she's got it good for as long as I can.

 

[Homercidal]

I've thoroughly enjoyed reading this post. Really pretty funny.

http://youtu.be/N9qYF9DZPdw

But I wouldn't touch this idea with a flame thrower.

After 22 years we wouldn't even joke about it.

Ok, I'm still trying to figure out how White and Nerdy factors into this topic.

 

[AnOldUR]

I wouldn't want her getting too used to something. Gotta keep her thinking she's got it good for as long as I can.

True, but the vetting process would be pretty funny.

"Drop trow. Too big! Neeeeext." :cross:

 

[Cromwell]

True, but the vetting process would be pretty funny.

"Drop trow. Too big! Neeeeext." :cross:

But, who would be the Vetter? Eddie?
Ok, I agree with Yooper (partially), I'm a huge Eddie Vedder fan. I wouldn't do him, but I'd buy him a beer any day of the week.

And for a lot of guys, the difference between men and women is it's a fantasy. Guys actually think if they just MET her, they have a shot. Always.
That's because it doesn't matter if you're hot to a woman, you just have to have a great personality, and we all have great personalities, right?

 

[mcspanner]

And for a lot of guys, the difference between men and women is it's a fantasy. Guys actually think if they just MET her, they have a shot. Always.

There's something about your comment that suggests you think we wouldn't have a shot..... Pfffft that can't be right....

 

[alpha224]

Allright, hand over your man card.

I have 5 sisters...they stole it and won't give it back...and mom won't make them lol

 

[Subsailor]

Dude, were you the youngest and did you get all the hand-me-downs?

 

[alpha224]

Dude, were you the youngest and did you get all the hand-me-downs?

No, more like the middle child...three older sisters and two younger...but I spent a lot of my time growing up with my youngest sister

 

[bottlebomber]

There's something about your comment that suggests you think we wouldn't have a shot..... Pfffft that can't be right....

I was thinking "a SHOT? Pfff it's in the bag. Come to Butthead.".

 

[pigsaarz]

After giving up Nigella I moved on, my fantasy is now Lynda Carter, my wife also likes this fantasy and has taken to it with gusto,even buying a Wonder Woman outfit, now I dont mind getting tied up with gold rope, I don't mind getting impessions of the tiara on my stomach. What I do worry about is, have I turned my wife into a heroine addict.

 

[emjay]

After giving up Nigella I moved on, my fantasy is now Lynda Carter, my wife also likes this fantasy and has taken to it with gusto,even buying a Wonder Woman outfit, now I dont mind getting tied up with gold rope, I don't mind getting impessions of the tiara on my stomach. What I do worry about is, have I turned my wife into a heroine addict.

Sounds like you're the one with the heroine addiction. She's just enabling it.

 

[TrainSafe]

Megyn Kelly

 

[Yooper]

After giving up Nigella I moved on, my fantasy is now Lynda Carter, my wife also likes this fantasy and has taken to it with gusto,even buying a Wonder Woman outfit, now I dont mind getting tied up with gold rope, I don't mind getting impessions of the tiara on my stomach. What I do worry about is, have I turned my wife into a heroine addict.

Now, that's a reasonable fantasy. Not the heroine addiction, as that is attainable for everyone- but Lynda Carter!

I mean, she's like 65 years old now so I bet she's available if she's still alive, and she might like both of you!

 

[pigsaarz]

Now, that's a reasonable fantasy. Not the heroine addiction, as that is attainable for everyone- but Lynda Carter!

I mean, she's like 65 years old now so I bet she's available if she's still alive, and she might like both of you!

Ahh but Yooper thats the beauty of fantasies the fantasised are still as they were when last seen, I wouldn't have a clue what Lynda Carter looks like today so I can only fantasise about how I remember her.Could quite easily be Marilyn Monroe. There are no ground rules for fanasies.
For all you guys out there who like Nigella Lawson, those looks she gives the camera, they are meant for me. As for a hot body check this out

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

I mean, she's like 65 years old now so I bet she's available if she's still alive, and she might like both of you!

I'm assuming Bettie Page is dead, but I'd still do her.

Edit: I just looked it up, she died in 2008, so probably still reasonably fresh. Nothing a little Lysol wouldn't fix.

 

[dkwolf]

I'm assuming Bettie Page is dead, but I'd still do her.

Edit: I just looked it up, she died in 2008, so probably still reasonably fresh. Nothing a little Lysol wouldn't fix.

And all of a sudden, I'm wishing I hadn't checked this thread while eating lunch.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

And all of a sudden, I'm wishing I hadn't checked this thread while eating lunch.

Lunch is over rated, and Arby's usually tastes better the second time around.

 

[dkwolf]

Lunch is over rated, and Arby's usually tastes better the second time around.

Yeah, but Burger King gets even worse.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

. As for a hot body check this out

Athlete bodies, meh.....But that one does have a great personality! Yeah, I would jump her personality all day long! :rockin:

 

[hoppymonkey]

Athlete bodies, meh.....But that one does have a great personality! Yeah, I would jump her personality all day long! :rockin:

I'm with you. I don't like a woman that looks more athletic than me. I like those soft curves.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Athletic is far better than pudgy.

Athletic and a great personality? I am all over it!

Fantasies are visual for men, reality is personal.

Hot but irritating voice? FORGET IT. No matter how hot.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Hot but irritating voice? FORGET IT. No matter how hot.

Picture it, my local watering hole circa 2005. She strikes up a conversation, doesnt sound like an idiot. Pretty brown eyes, long brown hair, a tush you could warm your hands over... and a laugh that Fran Drescher would have criticised for being annoying.

I tossed her number in the can on the way home.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Picture it, my local watering hole circa 2005. She strikes up a conversation, doesnt sound like an idiot. Pretty brown eyes, long brown hair, a tush you could warm your hands over... and a laugh that Fran Drescher would have criticised for being annoying.

I tossed her number in the can on the way home.

I bet that 25% or so of our pin-up hotties would arrive for said "freebie" and despite HOT pics and looks, would turn you off in less than 60 seconds and inspire thoughts like "DEAR GOD!!!!Is she going to keep talking while we do it??"

*this thread has inspired my avatar to grow his mating spike, uopn which he impales his mate during copulation*

 

[stamandster]

I'm with you. I don't like a woman that looks more athletic than me. I like those soft curves.

Wouldn't that be ALL of them? :cross:

 

[cheezydemon3]

wouldn't that be all of them? :cross:

lol!

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Athletic is far better than pudgy.

Who said anything about pudgy? I was thinking somewhere in between athletic and pudgy.

I don't want to live in a world that looks like an Angie's list commercial, all sort of regular average American people. Why don't they go for the regular TV people? You know, HOT!

 

[cheezydemon3]

Who said anything about pudgy? I was thinking somewhere in between athletic and pudgy.

I don't want to live in a world that looks like an Angie's list commercial, all sort of regular average American people. Why don't they go for the regular TV people? You know, HOT!

I wasn't suggesting that you wanted pudgy, I was just saying that I err on the side of over-athletic, rather than under-athletic.

 

[mcspanner]

under-athletic.

That's going on my euphemism list for future use.

 

[cheezydemon3]

That's going on my euphemism list for future use.

If I were given the option from a genie or whatever TF, "You will recieve a sex slave........

Do you wish Over-athletic or under-athletic?"

I gotta go OVER.

Under could mean bad or downright UGLY!