The Official MarkIntiharing Thread

[MarkIntihar]

I'm confused...

 

[sliverx]

I'm confused...

I fixed it, it didnt quote stakem the first time.

 

[stakem1]

I fixed it, it didnt quote stakem the first time.

I am gun shy with putting live fish in my mouth anymore. You have any idea how ******* bad it burns when a catfish stings you? Yeah...well in the mouth is 100x worse.

 

[sliverx]

I am gun shy with putting live fish in my mouth anymore. You have any idea how ******* bad it burns when a catfish stings you? Yeah...well in the mouth is 100x worse.

Story????


Here's one from me:

I'm like 4 years old, my friends mom would watch us in the summer. In my mind we weren't poor and neither were my friends (little kids don't see the reality) but she'd round the 6 of us up and we'd walk down for the free lunch at one of the schools. We did this like once a week and it was a decent sandwhich, juice and whatever. Well one week were being hounded by bees the whole time, they must have really liked my juice though, take a swing and WHAM stung in the cheek on the inside. My first instict was to bite back, bees are fuzzy when you crush them with your molars. Will never forget that fuzzy feeling in my mouth (sexual joke here). That ****** got me good though, and I've been paranoid of bees in my drinks since then.

 

[stakem1]

Story????


Here's one from me:

I'm like 4 years old, my friends mom would watch us in the summer. In my mind we weren't poor and neither were my friends (little kids don't see the reality) but she'd round the 6 of us up and we'd walk down for the free lunch at one of the schools. We did this like once a week and it was a decent sandwhich, juice and whatever. Well one week were being hounded by bees the whole time, they must have really liked my juice though, take a swing and WHAM stung in the cheek on the inside. My first instict was to bite back, bees are fuzzy when you crush them with your molars. Will never forget that fuzzy feeling in my mouth (sexual joke here). That ****** got me good though, and I've been paranoid of bees in my drinks since then.

Not the story u were looking for but since story time is now about bugs...

A friend of mine growing up was deathly afraid of hellgrammites. Like get physically violent to the point of tears and hyperventilating/passing out if you got near him with one. One day he fell asleep along the river while we were fishing. We caught a male hellgrammite (look up pictures right now to get a good visual on this if you dont know what im talking about.) Anyway, we got right up in his face with it and woke him up. His immediate reaction was to open his mouth and bite the mother ****** right out of my hand. It was one of the most rediculous things I ever saw in my life. The unadultrated fight or flight reflex within nanoseconds of being woken up.

 

[MarkIntihar]

Not the story u were looking for but since story time is now about bugs...

A friend of mine growing up was deathly afraid of hellgrammites. Like get physically violent to the point of tears and hyperventilating/passing out if you got near him with one. One day he fell asleep along the river while we were fishing. We caught a male hellgrammite (look up pictures right now to get a good visual on this if you dont know what im talking about.) Anyway, we got right up in his face with it and woke him up. His immediate reaction was to open his mouth and bite the mother ****** right out of my hand. It was one of the most rediculous things I ever saw in my life. The unadultrated fight or flight reflex within nanoseconds of being woken up.

 

[ForkAndSpoonOperator]

Don't be a pussy.

 

[Arbitrator]

My job interview went well. MarkIntiharing my last Parabola ('13).

No photo, not sure I'm sober enough to work camer.a

 

[Treebs]

Works has been kicking my ass lately. I need this markintihar.

 

[stakem1]

folKs...everyone posting in this thread tonighy... you hold a soecial place in my heart. was already drunk by the time this happened but had to post anyway

thats a cuvee markimark in a 32oz glass with bottles of fantome sante 12, 14, 15, 16 opened tonight. more details found under the LNBT 8/7/13 thread

 

[stakem1]

jesus christ am i that drunk that just now inrealized i had z78 alerts

 

[jakeox]

My 26 oz snifters arrived tonight so I'm celebrating because sometimes you have to ...

 

[FTowne1]

jesus christ am i that drunk that just now inrealized i had z78 alerts

I think you meant Z28. Dat Camaro action.

 

[stakem1]

I think you meant Z28. Dat Camaro action.

i dont know wjat i meant im just tryin to make th room stop spimmin

 

[Moondog1]

Wut da fuq am I doing?
This should not have been opened.
See you on the other side, *******.

 

[Rau711]

My First attempt, I am lacking in the glass department so this mug will have to do. #MarkIntihar

 

[Arbitrator]

My First attempt, I am lacking in the glass department so this mug will have to do. #MarkIntihar

Oh god. I hate that beer.... I hope for your sake you love it. Good luck, we're all counting on you.

~~~

I literally passed out on the couch, halfway through Django Unchained and Parabola. Woke up, finished the Parabola, MarkIntihared a Framboise for a Cure.

...Yea. I'm in that zone now. I fly out to Hill Farmtsead tomorr.ow

 

[ObiWanKushnobi]

MarkIntihar time!!!

Cheers!

 

[ApocalypseZombie]

Oh god. I hate that beer.... I hope for your sake you love it. Good luck, we're all counting on you.

~~~

I literally passed out on the couch, halfway through Django Unchained and Parabola. Woke up, finished the Parabola, MarkIntihared a Framboise for a Cure.

...Yea. I'm in that zone now. I fly out to Hill Farmtsead tomorr.ow

jelly/10. Have fun!

Also, can FFaC really be considered a beer to markintihar?

 

[Rau711]

Oh god. I hate that beer.... I hope for your sake you love it. Good luck, we're all counting on you.

~~~

I literally passed out on the couch, halfway through Django Unchained and Parabola. Woke up, finished the Parabola, MarkIntihared a Framboise for a Cure.

...Yea. I'm in that zone now. I fly out to Hill Farmtsead tomorr.ow

This is my first one soloing. It is a share beer for sure.

 

[ObiWanKushnobi]

This is really quite tasty, more of a DIPA/Barleywine hybrid than a Barleywine and the 11% ABV is well hidden. Probably the best beer I have had from Clown Shoes.

 

[TomTwanks1]

My First attempt, I am lacking in the glass department so this mug will have to do. #MarkIntihar

Mans game right there.

 

[ObiWanKushnobi]

My First attempt, I am lacking in the glass department so this mug will have to do. #MarkIntihar

DAT BEER!!!

 

[MarkIntihar]

My First attempt, I am lacking in the glass department so this mug will have to do. #MarkIntihar

This is one that even I'm not brave enough to try...

 

[Trady]

My First attempt, I am lacking in the glass department so this mug will have to do. #MarkIntihar

Oh lawd, I've done this before

Hope you are not a deadite now like I was the next day.

 

[MarkIntihar]

Oh lawd, I've done this before

Hope you are not a deadite now like I was the next day.

That guy bears a striking resemblance to Gary Busey...

 

[stakem1]

I have a confession to make...

Last night while mark'n the sante's out of my french press beaker, i had a foul that i was too embarassed/drunk to post. I had the spout turned to the left and when i went to take a sip, some precious 'tome poured down my chest. I didnt realize what happened, and did it again...

Note to self: be aware of spout
Beaker experience + 1

 

[ckobes]

I have a confession to make...

Last night while mark'n the sante's out of my french press beaker, i had a foul that i was too embarassed/drunk to post. I had the spout turned to the left and when i went to take a sip, some precious 'tome poured down my chest. I didnt realize what happened, and did it again...

Note to self: be aware of spout
Beaker experience + 1

Reported.

 

[Rau711]

That was rough. Not in full zombie mode but feeling it this AM. Showing up for work 2 hours late FTW!

 

[FTowne1]

This is one that even I'm not brave enough to try...

I have tackled Chocolate Rain and Black Tuesday solo, but I've never had White Chocolate.