The most pathetic post ever!

[Orfy]

Anyway. I'm 8 hours an 4 pints in front of most of you.
I should be the only one in Drunken Mumblings.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Anyway. I'm 8 hours an 4 pints in front of most of you.
I should be the only one in Drunken Mumblings.

Convenience of location never supercedes experience and expertise.

 

[Revvy]

Anyway. I'm 8 hours an 4 pints in front of most of you.
I should be the only one in Drunken Mumblings.

Bastard!

What was for dinner tonight?

 

[Orfy]

Bastard!

What was for dinner tonight?

Beef rendang and IPA and IPA and Old Peculiar and Goblin Clone

 

[Revvy]

Beef rendang and IPA and IPA and Old Peculiar and Goblin Clone

Yum!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[superfluent]

Anyway. I'm 8 hours an 4 pints in front of most of you.
I should be the only one in Drunken Mumblings.

Except for me then, I guess (GMT+1).

H

 

[BierMuncher]

Add Buddy? No desire to click that button.

Now...where's the:

"Add Beer Drinking Pal Who Pulls Your Head Out of the Toilet After Too Many of Edwort's Apfelwiens on an Empty Stomach and then Drives Your Sorry Ass Home and Sneaks You in the Back Door so SWMBO Doesn't Find Out...then Sprays the Puke Out of Your Car With a Garden Hose" button?

That one I'll click.

 

[adrock]

I am the friend! I wanted to get in on the ground floor, since it appears OhioBrit may someday give Evan! a run for his money as best ranter evar, with the exclusion of Zul'jin

On a side note, it appears Evan! and EvilTOJ are in a tight race for most hilariousest forum member.

 

[Rezilynt]

OhioBrit - are you sick of answering PM's yet?

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

OhioBrit - are you sick of answering PM's yet?

Nah, I had a social problem, I was friendless. Now I have a ton of friends! I'm a sucker for the quick and easy fix! I think I'm gonna move to Hollywood, perhaps I can buy a few more friends there too

 

[adrock]

Oh, I see how it is. I friend you, you write a whiny post about how you only have 1 friend, and now you have more friends than me! What kind of sh*t is that?

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

I am the friend! I wanted to get in on the ground floor, since it appears OhioBrit may someday give Evan! a run for his money as best ranter evar, with the exclusion of Zul'jin

On a side note, it appears Evan! and EvilTOJ are in a tight race for most hilariousest forum member.

Adrock, since you are now my official longest ever friend in the world, ever. I feel we are close enough that I can ask you.....

Is your profile pic actually you, or is it some super beautiful film star that I didn't know I hated until now? I'm really not knowledgable on film stars, so I wouldn't have got the joke. If this is actually you, then I will have to defriend you unless you start eating crystal meth for breakfast.

PS I'm not gay, honestly. I have a wife with ENORMOUS breasts!! (See pic in previous post)

 

[Rezilynt]

Now that we are all friends sitting around the campfire drinking beer, I think that OhioBrit needs to lead us in song. Let's start with - Kum ba yah my lord, Kum ba yah!

Sh!t, that's gonna stick in my head for a few days.

 

[adrock]

I wish that were me. I'm a bit less ruggedly handsome than that. That's "Sawyer" from the TV show "Lost" on ABC. Check your local listings!

BTW, I've heard all about your wife's breasts. It's all over the interwebz man; people are talking.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Now that we are all friends sitting around the campfire drinking beer, I think that OhioBrit needs to lead us in song. Let's start with - Kum ba yah my lord, Kum ba yah!

Sh!t, that's gonna stick in my head for a few days.

Hit me with your rythm stick!
Hit me!
Hit me!!

Hit me slowly, hit me quick
Hit me! hit me! hit....Mmeeee!


Ian Drury is the cure for everything......except polio.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

I wish that were me. I'm a bit less ruggedly handsome than that. That's "Sawyer" from the TV show "Lost" on ABC. Check your local listings!

BTW, I've heard all about your wife's breasts. It's all over the interwebz man; people are talking.

Well good. Frankly, I was starting to worry about my sexuality. :cross:

 

[BlindLemonLars]

I added you, but not because of this pathetic public display of grovelling. It was on the strength of your "I am also building my wife a kayak" thread! Which I thought was pretty funny, even if nobody else did.

 

[the_bird]

Oh, I see how it is. I friend you, you write a whiny post about how you only have 1 friend, and now you have more friends than me! What kind of sh*t is that?

Sorry, can't be your friend. ****ing Bengals!

 

[adrock]

Sorry, can't be your friend. ****ing Bengals!

Now you've gone and done it. I have an obsession to make everybody my friend; particularly if they don't like me at first. Consider yourself friended, sir.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

I added you, but not because of this pathetic public display of grovelling. It was on the strength of your "I am also building my wife a kayak" thread! Which I thought was pretty funny, even if nobody else did.

Given the fact that thread was obviously written on a balloon made in China (It sank due to it's high lead content) I would have not mentioned it if I were you! I still want you to be my friend, but if you can't tolerate my grovelling nature, then I may have to defriend you. Grovelling is all I know, and the only thing I do well.

PS Did I tell everyone that I am nursing a sick puppy back to health? The poor little guy only has one leg and three eyes, the only thing that seems to cheer him up is when I tell him in cute puppy language that I have made a new friend. It's sad, but it's almost true.

 

[BlindLemonLars]

I still want you to be my friend, but if you can't tolerate my grovelling nature, then I may have to defriend you.

Well, so long as you don't deplane me.

 

[eschatz]

Jesus man, that's a pretty clever plot to get some friends. But you seem like a good guy. Now, who's going to ask me to prom?????

 

[Rezilynt]

Jesus man, that's a pretty clever plot to get some friends. But you seem like a good guy. Now, who's going to ask me to prom?????

Just because you think bathing in the big red sea is creepy...

 

[eschatz]

HAHAHA Yeah, that guys scared the crap out of me.

 

[niquejim]

God, this is getting so pathetic...We're all acting like schoolgirls hoping to be asked to the prom.

Grow some stones, men!!!

You could always ask us, you know!

Would it be OK to use the tools to build doll furniture, or does that get me another card?

 

[DeathBrewer]

can i deny friends? i suddenly have friends, but what if i don't really want them? the people that made me their friend have never spoken to me or even given me a friendly message. how am i supposed to be friends with people that don't even know how awesome i am????

 

[BlindLemonLars]

can i deny friends? i suddenly have friends, but what if i don't really want them? the people that made me their friend have never spoken to me or even given me a friendly message. how am i supposed to be friends with people that don't even know how awesome i am????

You could ban them to your fan club. That'll teach em'.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Oh crap! I had hoped that humorously accurate, yet soul destroying visiting card from my own personal hell had been left behind on the first page!

Never mind (Deep breath) stand up and face your past demons, OhioBrit.......Just say what you really think, and poke your finger in the eye of Satan's will.......


Has anyone met my doggy?

His name is Bogie (English for Booger) If you don't enfriend me, I will pull out his wings one by one......Slowly!



Edit: Those bits of skanky looking **** that look like it may be blood? It probably is. Maybe he's not so cute, hold on, I have a kitten around here somewhere.

 

[Yooper]

You could ban them to your fan club. That'll teach em'.

Well, in my little world, you have to be my friend before I can be your friend. You, sir, have never inquired into becoming my friend, or indicated any desire whatsoever to be said friend. So, we are even.

But you would beat me in a friends contest. You must have more friends than I do by now!

 

[Yooper]

ok, ok, so you bring out adorable photos of cute pets. Well, take this:

Please ignore the strange looking woman holding a small bass, and take a look at that gorgeous lab face. I think that yellow lab (Toby) beats your carnivore looking dog.