I think I'm going to have to SparkNotes this one. Damn finals....
Saturday, May 7
Chivas USA at RSL -- 1:00pm PDT, Telefutura, (MDL blackout due to national coverage)
RSL are looking get over their Champions League hangover, the worst of it coming from Portland snapping the Royals perfect season. The Goats are on a hot streak at the moment, having figured out the rhythm of their attack. But RSL are still running on a very long regular-season unbeaten streak at home, making Rio Tinto the only tested fortress in MLS (we'll have to wait and see on Portland and JELD-WEN field, though it's looking promising.)
Houston Dynamo at Toronto FC -- 4:00pm PDT, MatchDay Live
With TFC still struggling and Houston on a roll, it may be a tragic meeting in America's Hat (read: Canada, eh.) Houston has been shining due to rookie-star Will Bruin, dubbed by his manager and now fans as "The Dancing Bear"..... look it up, funny stuff. But his skill is nothing to laugh at considering he posted the first 2011 hat-trick in the league last weekend.
Colorado Rapids at New England Revolution -- 4:30pm PDT, MatchDay Live
A much improved NE side play host to the defending MLS Champs. All I can say to Colorado is "break a leg!" ..... oops, too soon?
Seattle Sounders FC at Columbus Crew -- 4:30pm PDT, MatchDay Live
Both clubs looked terrible in the opening weeks of the season but have since bounced back.... Columbus much more than Seattle. One of the Sounders main issues is the loss of their star Steve Zakuani, the gentleman at the butt-end of the tasteless joke in the COL-NE preview. I just hope Crew Stadium can actually fill up more than half-way to support the Yellow and Black... they've had a sad showing thus far.
FC Dallas at DC United -- 4:30pm PDT, MatchDay Live
DC is looking to end their standard of last-place from last season and have been getting some results. Dallas is coming off a win against LA (damnit) in a match that was paused in the 82' tied 1-1 due to lightning and restarted, resulting in a Brek Shae goal.
Vancouver Whitecaps FC at Chicago Fire SC -- 5:30pm PDT, MatchDay Live
Fire are coming off a 5-game winless slump, though their last match was a 1-1 draw with MLS Champs Colorado. Vancouver haven't really been at their best the last couple matches and may have some fatigue due to Nutrilite Canadian Championship matches.
New York Red Bulls at Los Angeles Galaxy -- 8:00pm PDT, ESPN2, ESPN Deportes, ESPN3.com (MDL blackout due to national coverage)
WOOO!!! This is it, finally time for payback from last season. My first ever live pro match was on my birthday last year when LA hosted NY. Sadly it was a 0-2 loss but it was the best sporting experience I've ever had. Currently both clubs are among the best in the league (along with RSL) and this should be a clash of big names and big skill. If both clubs play well we should see some serious match-ups in all areas of the field: Omar Gonzalez and AJ De Lagarza trying to hold back the deadly pair of Thierry Henry and Luke Rodgers, the quick fluid passing exhibited by both midfields, two top-tier international goalkeepers.... I predict this one will either be a stale-mate with a late victory goal that results from one of the backlines making the slightest mistake at the wrong time, or an all-out brawl with a combined score of no less than five.... and I base that on absolutely nothing!

Can't wait.