The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[HoppyDaze]

 

[day_trippr]

Jeebus H Christmas, lmao at "How do you get that close a shave on your face"

But, see, there again, Hoppy, this is what happens when your education is television and movies. And RedZone.
Sad...

 

[HoppyDaze]

My education eh? I was asking if you guys sound like that...there was no statement.

 

[day_trippr]

"Who’s most guilty of not enunciating “r”?" clearly presumes someone here must be an r-dropper...

 

[paulthenurse]

Give the guy a break. You gotta get like almost a thousand on your SAT’s to get into the University of Oregon. And tuition? You don’t even wanna know about the tuition.

 

[day_trippr]

Hoppy? At Oregon? Hahahahahaha!

 

[smurfjuice]

The lettah' ah is pronounced as if there were no ah in it ...

 

[paulthenurse]

What he^^^^^^ said.

 

[paulthenurse]

So, does Cora get </> one year suspension?

 

[Cape Brewing]

I bet its more than that

 

[Tipsy McStagger]

Two years easy.We need a new manager.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Call Farrell. He's doing nothing but lobstering.

 

[paulthenurse]

I guess the only question is if the Human Weathervane is going to preemptively fire him.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I’m shocked by the whole thing

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

That's like the pot calling the kettle Pete Carroll

 

[paulthenurse]

So if Alex Cora gets a lifetime ban from MLB does that exclude him from a spot on Belichick’s staff?

Cape wanted me to ask.

 

[Cape Brewing]

(Yawn)

 

[Cape Brewing]

I think Cora’s ban simply means that, if he went there, he would be kicked out of Castle Island...

... or am I thinking of someone else?

 

[smurfjuice]

Lot of good floundah' fishin' off that island ... just sayin'

 

[paulthenurse]

Brian is amusing himself by flashing the laser on my crotch for the f’ing cat. F’ing moron.

However the cat and I are “In a Relationship”

 

[paulthenurse]

I think Cora’s ban simply means that, if he went there, he would be kicked out of Castle Island...

... or am I thinking of someone else?

I’m my defense, I was left unsupervised and given alcohol.

 

[day_trippr]

Nice day for a drive today so I swung over to Strange Brew to grab some DME to grow some yeast.
fwiw, Brian is running a sale on all of his Blichmann stock - I believe he said 40-50% off MSRP.
He has a lot of kettles and FBs 'n' stuff so anyone looking for a steal might want to swing by...

Cheers!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Damn it! New work has me driving by that everyday.

 

[day_trippr]

Ahahahaha! Brew gear sirens singing in your head, daily. What conflicted fun!

But...I am concerned that this is another step toward the end. There wasn't much for ingredients on hand today. No bueno.
I've been on speaking terms with the folks that run the Emporiums in Cambridge and West Boylston for many years, and have swung over to Jasper's in Nausea recently while in the area, so there are alternatives. Just not as convenient as a pleasant 15 minute ride through our boonies...

Cheers!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Yup. NFG use to be my place. Not because it was close but because of the people. I wonder what the owners r up to now.

Jasper is my place now but it seems to get smaller and smaller everytime I'm there. I guess Strange brew should be my place now. Before it was kind of disorganized.

 

[Oginme]

Jasper is my place now but it seems to get smaller and smaller everytime I'm there.

Really? I've seen Jeff grow the inventory of Jasper's quite a bit since he moved from downtown Nashua to Amherst St. He dumped the bottle shop portion to focus more on equipment and has significantly expanded the number and types of malts he has on hand.

 

[paulthenurse]

Anyone interested in a three keg horizontal HERMS system. I just don’t have time to do full on ten gallon all grain batches any more. And I don’t need to drink that much any more. I haven’t used that system in probably six years, it’s just taking up space in the cellar.

Fully functional, tri-lock fittings, (the hoses probably should be replaced) that makes great beer. With the two false bottoms it has (made by Jaybird from here on HBT)I found that I got crystal clear run off if I used at least one ounce of whole leaf hops or plug per batch.

I have a twenty five foot counter flow chiller with those fittings that goes with it, it works incredibly well.

I still have a five gallon cooler setup so I can do five gallon all grain batches so I’m not stopping brewing but I’ve got to start cleaning the basement out.

Make a reasonable offer.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Sweet, but I have a question. When does anyone need to drink that much? Seriously I don’t have the room for that. Maybe that dland fella will come off the island and take it off your hands.

 

[Dland]

dland already has a 10+ gallon rig. Got to mention though, I found it takes about the same amount of time to brew 10 gallons as 5, which is why sold a very nice 5 gallon rig and set up the bigger one after just two batches when I started brewing again.

When I get too old to heave my keggles around I'll likely set up a more permanent brew space, (even indoor) and move to an even larger, permanently plumbed brew rig. Might do sooner if I score a nice jacketed 1 bbl conical.

I suspect from some of you peoples' posts some are drinking commercial beer on the side too, that'll cut down your need to brew even faster than decrepitude.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

I still have my three tier, gravity system. I have a shorter ladder now, so falling off doesn't hurt as much.