The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Hoppy2bmerry]

You shaddup.

 

[balrog]

Dang. Polar Vortex descends and my Yoopers Oatmeal Stout keg kicks. I hate karma.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

What did you do to deserve that?

 

[balrog]

I'm thinking it was my comment above that was dissing chocolate and spinach.

 

[balrog]

I'll be testing karma this weekend my making some Moose Drool all grain, but testing a 15m partial boil steeping grain @paulthenurse 's Tallywhacker Light. I was considering using real PTN tallywhacker at flameout but the LHBS was all out.

 

[paulthenurse]

My tallywacker does not respond well to being immersed in a steaming hot mash pot.

Getting old sucks

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

I can contribute some toenail clippings, far from tallywacker, but guaranteed to add flavor... not sure what kind of flavor, but definitely a detectable flavor.

 

[balrog]

Toenail Tallywhacker Give The Dog A Bone would be a good name for a rock band.

 

[paulthenurse]

Didn’t Ginger Baker play drums with them?

 

[homebeerbrewer]

My tallywacker does not respond well to being immersed in a steaming hot mash pot.

Getting old sucks

When was the last time you tried that?

 

[paulthenurse]

It’s been a day or two.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Are you a regular Pricasso?

 

[smurfjuice]

Didn’t Ginger Baker play drums with them?

Don't think he remembers ...

 

[balrog]

Winter in New England. Mid January. Mid 60's. WTF? Finished brewing the Moose Drool and Tallywhacker Light. Time to work on the Xmas Decoration-ecotmy with a Josh Weikert Cream Ale I guess.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Just drove by a lake and people were out skating and ice fishing on what looked like a big puddle. Not a good idea

 

[day_trippr]

They were on the ice at Delaney this morning as well.
Lovely day, but one step off the driveway and my boots sunk an inch.
Entire property is saturated with melt. No yard work today...

 

[epc071]

Toenail Tallywhacker Give The Dog A Bone would be a good name for a rock band.

I always liked The Whiskey Shivers

 

[paulthenurse]

Natural selection.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I did a web surf thing I saw on the news the other day. If I were the rescuers I would have entered the swamp with baseball bats looking for this elderly guy going into chest high ice water. Then I saw $20k bird....


https://www.wcvb.com/article/falcon...bird-after-facloner-fell-through-ice/30481454

 

[day_trippr]

20K for a budgie that won't stay home? Woof!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Clean up the kitties in ya yahd

 

[HoppyDaze]

Do you guys have that accent? Who’s most guilty of not enunciating “r”?

 

[day_trippr]

Not everyone in The Commonwealth sound like the characters in Good Will Hunting, son.

I grew up in Central Mass, went to college in Denver, lived for a few years on the Olympic Peninsula, before working my way back home. I confuse the hell out of people trying to pin down where I'm "from". It's fun

 

[paulthenurse]

Do you guys have that accent? Who’s most guilty of not enunciating “r”?

What accent?

 

[paulthenurse]

Not everyone in The Commonwealth sound like the characters in Good Will Hunting, son.

Worst Boston accents evah, and they ah from heah. It f’in embarrassing. Trying so hahd to sound like they ah from heah they sound like they had sticks up theyah asses.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Hey it’s not just about the r... down state NYers don’t pronounce r on the end of many words. We also add those unused Rs to other words. Lucky for me I learned about that when I was “upstate” for a summer music program, and it came in handy when I went to college in Nebraska and was able to assimilate.

 

[bluemoose]

To my ear just south of Boston is the worst. South shore between Boston and the Cape.

 

[Dland]

Some of us don't have accents, but maybe that's 'cause we aint really massholes. (born in LA, later youth in Detroit, ('cept when was sent south to boarding school)).

Am an islandah now though, last 40 years anyway, I'm mashed in, outside in a gale, as I write this, and I haven't been off cape for over 3 years.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

My mom grew up a block away from the L Street Tavern. I'll slip back into it if I'm not careful. People normally get rid of it after local schooling. Kind of thinking of it, my teachers had some of the worse accents growing up.

 

[balrog]

I have to agree with @bluemoose , Medfud seems the worst. I'm in Western MA and there is no accent here. But I'm originally from East TN and had to lose *THAT* accent when I worked as an RA in the international dorm in Chapel Hill for years. People have *NO* friggin clue where I'm from. Not even me.