The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

We should ask a Mod for a restraining order.

 

[HoppyDaze]

It's like a 50 car pile up on the highway...you can't avoid looking at the disaster. And it's funny when PTN talks to himself.

 

[Cape Brewing]

There's not ONE "Fascinating FASB Rulings Thread" that can keep you occupied for a bit??

 

[HoppyDaze]

I know all the Standards by heart already.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Nerd

You should put that on a tee shirt and walk around campaigning for the mayor of Dork Town position.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I already have way too much poon thrown at me...that would just be unfair.

 

[paulthenurse]

Pissah. Now Hoppy is my own personal Stalkerazzi. Wicked pissah.

Not.

 

[paulthenurse]

When did the world tilt on its axis and it's now only one space after a period? WTF? Who felt the f'ing need to fu(k with that? Really, you had nothing better to do?

"Hey, I know how to fu(k with folks. Only one space. That will totally mess with their heads."

"Ya! And after they get used to that, we'll change it to The Father, the Son and some guy named Louie."

 

[Yooper]

When did the world tilt on its axis and it's now only one space after a period? WTF? Who felt the f'ing need to fu(k with that? Really, you had nothing better to do?

"Hey, I know how to fu(k with folks. Only one space. That will totally mess with their heads."

"Ya! And after they get used to that, we'll change it to The Father, the Son and some guy named Louie."

I can't help it. Mrs. Stegasauros (probably more like Mrs. Stegbauer, but you know how kids are..........) beat it into our heads that there are TWO SPACES AFTER A PERIOD, sometimes literally, so forever and ever and ever there shall be two spaces after a period in everything I type.

Does that make you feel better, old man?

 

[bluemoose]

I could be your great grandchild, and even I know there are two spaces after a period.

 

[motobrewer]

Breck!! What a freakin *********.

 

[bob1852]

Breck!! What a freakin *********.

Did you see that avy (that's what us Breck hipsters call an avalanche) up on I-70 near the Breck the other day?

 

[paulthenurse]

Gunstock. Nuff said.

 

[Cape Brewing]

At Brett Woods today

Got the boys so prob won't hit the usual 20k vert

 

[day_trippr]

aka "Medicare Mountain"

 

[HoppyDaze]

At Brett Woods today

Got the boys so prob won't hit the usual 20k vert

do a sick spread eagle bro, maybe a double daffy if you're feeling extra gnar.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I'll do a sick punch your stupid face

 

[paulthenurse]

Cape brings his "Breck-Style" home to NE.

Yard sale!

[ame]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gu9gCLXAIZQ[/ame]

 

[Cape Brewing]

Any time you wanna hit the slopes snowman... just say the word

 

[paulthenurse]

Working full time and doing 20-25 hours a week in clinical being slave labor. Can't take the time to go to Breck with the cool peeps, can't be bothered going to Gunstock. Maybe next year.

Besides, I don't even own a pair of cool avalanche pants like yours. I just learned how to dig a pit 30 years ago in Tuckermans Ravine. Much better to avoid an avalanche than rely in spiffy pants to help people find you.

 

[paulthenurse]

I have 11 items in my cart IF you count the two tomatoes that were together on the stem until one fell off as two items. Am I ok to go through the ten or less line?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Working full time and doing 20-25 hours a week in clinical being slave labor. Can't take the time to go to Breck with the cool peeps, can't be bothered going to Gunstock. Maybe next year.

Besides, I don't even own a pair of cool avalanche pants like yours. I just learned how to dig a pit 30 years ago in Tuckermans Ravine. Much better to avoid an avalanche than rely in spiffy pants to help people find you.

you should have saved better

 

[Cape Brewing]

Right??

You figure... by 78 years old he wouldn't have to put in those kind of hours

 

[paulthenurse]

Something like that.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Someone's throwing off the curve:

http://stateofobesity.org/adult-obesity/








No way this data is correct. We're a bunch of fat f*cks.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ha! Looks like an election map

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Legalization and Funions are going to screw us.

 

[paulthenurse]

Someone's throwing off the curve:

No way this data is correct. We're a bunch of fat f*cks.

Don't look at me, the increase ain't my fault. I've been fat for years.

 

[Cape Brewing]

That's actually a good point. He really has. Can't blame Paul

 

[paulthenurse]

We need to come up with a good Trump drinking game. Anybody ever play Bob, to the old Bob Newhart show? Every time somebody says 'Bob' you take a drink. You can barely make it to the first set of commercials before you're blotto. We need something similar today. Every time he says "Build a wall?" Every time they show one of his creepy kids? Every time some crazy rabid protester gets dragged off by the Secret Service?

Suggestions?