The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

Should have joined us at the EAC. We had Captain Ramius as our beertender.

 

[paulthenurse]

"Most people in here don't react well to Bud Lite, Yeager."

 

[paulthenurse]

How low can you go?

Pretty low...
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Not pretty but awfully f'ing funny.

 

[paulthenurse]

For some unfathomable reason Mrs TheWitchesBrew and Mrs Yeager have a problem with the penis gifted members of the tribe drinking in this fair establishment.

Why's that?

 

[paulthenurse]

Jeezuz. I didn't think I'd had that many

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

You left your shoe under the table.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Jeezuz. I didn't think I'd had that many

Hmmmm.

I woulda thought your chair would be shaped like a fist.

 

[porterpounder]

I give up. What's the tape and woman's sneaker for? I want to know and I don't.

 

[the_bird]

Hmmmm.

I woulda thought your chair would be shaped like a fist.

It's the right size, though. And the base is flared, so it doesn't get lost up there.

 

[HoppyDaze]

You left your shoe under the table.

you ruined it...there's no telling how long he would have kept talking to himself.

 

[paulthenurse]

You guys suck.

 

[smurfjuice]

So what are you saying Sire ...

 

[paulthenurse]

Just that you guys suck.

Except you Smurf. You're cool.

 

[paulthenurse]

HNY guys and gals

And Smurf. I'm kind of wondering about the whole stumpy cyanotic bearded cartoonish person but WTH?? Its all good, you blue midget.

HNY to you Smurf, be you male, female animal, vegetable, or mineral.

 

[Bulls Beers]

HNY guys and gals

And Smurf. I'm kind of wondering about the about the whole stumpy cyanotic bearded cartoonish person.

And HNY to you Smurf, be you male, female animal, vegetable, or mineral.

What the HELL are you talking about!!!!!

 

[day_trippr]

lol - does it matter?

I'll add another Happy New Year to the thread.
Hopefully we'll all be around to see 2018...

Cheers!

 

[paulthenurse]

What the HELL are you talking about!!!!!

I dunno. It's the $10 fake Champagne talking

 

[rusty_tlc]

Whoa! 13607 post, is that a record or something?

 

[bob1852]

Whoa! 13607 post, is that a record or something?

Uh, no...

 

[Bulls Beers]

I dunno. It's the $10 fake Champagne talking

Whatever you were saying, Happy New Year!! AND Happy New Year to all my HBT friends.. I love you all!!

 

[rusty_tlc]

Uh, no...

Still impressive.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Happy New Year!

 

[Melana]

Happy New Year.

 

[smurfjuice]

A smurfy new year to all ...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Uh, no...

(Eyeroll)

Losah

 

[paulthenurse]

Apache Trout caviar sucks. Go figure.

 

[smurfjuice]

Were not fertilized nuff' ... just saying' ... :beard:

 

[paulthenurse]

Really glad to be walking out the work door tonight.

 

[bluemoose]

I bet everyone else there was glad too!

 

[paulthenurse]

Unkind.