The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

Duh. Of course there is cole slaw. Gawd, you are such an amateur at BBQ.

 

[smurfjuice]

No pizza ...

 

[paulthenurse]

Gfy

 

[smurfjuice]

Is that a real one ??

 

[Yooper]

Gfy

Is that a real one ??

Pretty sure he's still smarting over the raw burnt pizza jokes from Masstoberfest 2015.

So yes, real.

But very very funny there, Smurfie.

 

[paulthenurse]

Please don't feed the animals.

 

[Cape Brewing]

No pizza ...

Bwaaaahahahahahah!!!

 

[paulthenurse]

I don't get it.

 

[smurfjuice]

I don't either, even with a dinner.

 

[paulthenurse]

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. Just sayin'

 

[smurfjuice]

Love ya man ... :beard: ...

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey all. I'm thinking October 1 for Masstoberfest. Put in your vacation requests and start lining up your bail bondsman now.

 

[smurfjuice]

Good plan ...

 

[Melana]

Hey Cape, If she promises to visit The Bog would you fly The Yooper in for Masstoberfest?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Wait.... what????

 

[paulthenurse]

C'mon you cheap bastid. Put her flight on the secret expense account. You know, the one FW and Matt don't know about.


Oops.

 

[Cape Brewing]

No

 

[paulthenurse]

I laughed my ass off the whole drive out to Worcester to bring B2 home. Every other car was honking and giving me the thumbs up.

Why the eff not... It has been clearly demonstrated that any jerk off can put a substandard product up for sale and create a market. I wanna...

Two Bubba's Barbecue.
BBQ like your Momma would smoke.
If she weighed 250# and was named Bubba.View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1467073394.629179.jpg

 

[Cape Brewing]

Looks totally ligit.

Where do you post your Board of Health certs?

I'm sure you have em. I mean, it would take one helluva galactic idiot to put his own phone number on something like that, advertising food service without the licensing all being squared away.

 

[Cape Brewing]

What's your catering insurance run you for that thing Paulie?

It's picture of sanitation so I'm sure it's dirt cheap. I'm guessing the insurance company basically said, "what?? You're just pulling around an old oil tank with zero other appropriate food prep equipment as required by law?? Bahhhhhhhh. Screw paying premiums... we'll insure that little side business for nothin!"

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Hey all. I'm thinking October 1 for Masstoberfest. Put in your vacation requests and start lining up your bail bondsman now.

Doctor says the raw pizza dough I ate last year should hopefully pass by mid-September. It'll be close but I'll let you know if there's good news.

 

[paulthenurse]

Insurance and Board of Health inspections are for 'fraidy cats.

 

[paulthenurse]

Doctor says the raw pizza dough I ate last year should hopefully pass by mid-September.

You might consider getting a different GI guy if you haven't dropped a deuce in 10 months. That's my professional advice.

 

[nhwrecker]

Hello Massholes, from the middle of the North Atlantic.

And when I say middle, I kinda mean, go to the very right hand edge of Newfoundland, Canada, jump off, and then cruise 250 miles due east. Then sit around on a boat in a fog bank hoping the icebergs melt before they get this far south. For two weeks. with a bunch of Massholes-M. (that's math and english combined, by the way!)

But it could be worse.

I could be helping PTN burn butts, dry out chicken, and make blackened pizza dough frizbees. without the appropriate permits, of course.

Just saying, no matter how bad your day can get, you could still get PTN'd, and that would just SUCK.

 

[nhwrecker]

And what's with Poutine?? Squeaky rubbery cheese turds on fries with gravy? Really? Come on Canadians - first you put up with one state (county, province, region of disgust, whatever) still speaking French 200 years after losing the French/English war, and now you ruin perfectly good French fries, - oh wait, I get it - f'ing Canadians can't say no to anything, eh?

Plus, all the Canadians up here are way too helpful, friendly and kind. It's like being surrounded by a bunch of boy scouts trying to help you across the street, or girl scouts just trying to give you free cookies.

Uggh, can't wait to get back home and cut someone off on the highway to get a welcome home finger or two...........

 

[Yooper]

And what's with Poutine?? Squeaky rubbery cheese turds on fries with gravy? Really? Come on Canadians - first you put up with one state (county, province, region of disgust, whatever) still speaking French 200 years after losing the French/English war, and now you ruin perfectly good French fries, - oh wait, I get it - f'ing Canadians can't say no to anything, eh?

Plus, all the Canadians up here are way too helpful, friendly and kind. It's like being surrounded by a bunch of boy scouts trying to help you across the street, or girl scouts just trying to give you free cookies.

Uggh, can't wait to get back home and cut someone off on the highway to get a welcome home finger or two...........

When we stopped in the Soo (Sault Ste Marie, Ontario for all of you who don't live by the Soo) for lunch one day, I saw on the menu: "Canada Plate" so I ordered it.

No lie, it was a couple of pieorgi, a bratwurst, and some French fries.

Weirdest combo, and I don't know what the "Canada" part of that could be.

 

[Melana]

When we stopped in the Soo (Sault Ste Marie, Ontario for all of you who don't live by the Soo) for lunch one day, I saw on the menu: "Canada Plate" so I ordered it.

No lie, it was a couple of pieorgi, a bratwurst, and some French fries.

Weirdest combo, and I don't know what the "Canada" part of that could be.

OH boy... pierogi and bratwurst. Be still my heart.

What's with you and the pierogi?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

No lie, it was a couple of pieorgi, a bratwurst, and some French fries.

That is strange. No golumpki?

I guess there's a lot of polish communities on the St Lawrence River going back hundreds of years that then migrated west through the lakes. I always thought my grandparents came right off the boat because they and their friends mostly spoke polish. Come to find they came from communities that migrated from Canada south (mills) while others went west(lumber/train). The family has been up there for over 300 years.

 

[the_bird]

Stonecat Cafe out in the Finger Lakes serves poutine with hand-cut fries, cheese curds, and duck gravy. I'm getting an erection just thinking about it.

 

[Yooper]

OH boy... pierogi and bratwurst. Be still my heart.

What's with you and the pierogi?

I'm a carb-starved ******. What can I say?

Eastern European+ low carb, wheat-free/sugar-free diet= dreams of pierogi.

I'd be like Bird and get an erection thinking about that, if I could.