The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

Don't let it bother you, Yoop, the_bird can't really get an erection either.

 

[paulthenurse]

Oh and Mort?

I'd be lying if I said I didn't have my fingers crossed...

[ame]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_l8hWriJOgY[/ame]

Now GFY.

 

[the_bird]

I'm a carb-starved ******. What can I say?

Eastern European+ low carb, wheat-free/sugar-free diet= dreams of pierogi.

I'd be like Bird and get an erection thinking about that, if I could.

Ya got nipples, doncha know?

 

[Yooper]

Ya got nipples, doncha know?

Everybody has nipples. That's like 1st grade biology.

You're a smart guy. I thought you'd know that one.

 

[smurfjuice]

Hmmm, what did i walk into ... :beard:

 

[DakotaRules]

Mmm food!!!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Old people talk about weird shti

 

[day_trippr]

Hey now! I'm likely older than all you rapscallions but I keep my anatomy out of HBT...

Cheers! (A humble contribution towards general sanity. In vain, I suspect )

 

[paulthenurse]

Why would you want us to embrace social norms and mores? We're Massholes with a few wannabes thrown in for 'diversity'. We got AZ in AZ, the_bird in VerYork, Hoppy in the rain forest, Mort in Cow Hampshire, and Yoop in where ever the f it is she lives. Christ, if Yoop put on a burka we would look like the stage at a Clinton rally.

I say reject the social graces. Let's have some more talk about Yoops nips. I want pictures, and this time no damned kegs.

 

[Melana]

Sorry Paulie the Boneyard is closed.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

cant we just turn this thread into a **** thread?

 

[Oginme]

Jeez, Paul, if you are that desperate to see some nipples...

 

[paulthenurse]

Niceeeeeee

 

[Oginme]

Niceeeeeee

I guess I'd better lock the barn door tonight...

 

[nhwrecker]

Oh and Mort?

I'd be lying if I said I didn't have my fingers crossed...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_l8hWriJOgY

Now GFY.

I did see a couple of guys just walk by wearing tux's and holding instruments heading to the Lido deck. Should I be worried?

They said they had enough life boats when we left the dock...............

 

[Bulls Beers]

Hey big Paul, How many pigs are you having at this years Masstoberfest? Same as last year??

 

[smurfjuice]

No, just pizza ... ipe:

 

[paulthenurse]

Et tu, Brian?

 

[paulthenurse]

Picked up 40 pounds of crawfish at Logan today, shipped in fresh overnight. Got 10 pounds of shrimp, 5# Andouille sausage, and a dozen lobster ready to go in the boil plus an assortment of corn, shrooms, potatoes, etc. Too bad I don't like any of you and didn't invite you. Me and my real friends will be having a great time while you guys sit at home in your Moms basement and feel all lonely. Losers.

 

[paulthenurse]

Oh ya, got stuff for pizza too. Suck it🖕

 

[bob1852]

Picked up 40 pounds of crawfish at Logan today, shipped in fresh overnight. Got 10 pounds of shrimp, 5# Andouille sausage, and a dozen lobster ready to go in the boil plus an assortment of corn, shrooms, potatoes, etc. Too bad I don't like any of you and didn't invite you. Me and my real friends will be having a great time while you guys sit at home in your Moms basement and feel all lonely. Losers.

What are your 'friends' gonna eat? Seems like you're only cooking enough for you...

 

[paulthenurse]

I forgot to mention that I also scored 250# of fresh Apache trout. Ummmmmmm

 

[smurfjuice]

Oh ya, got stuff for pizza too. Suck it🖕

Hmmm, must be making sausage ...

 

[Yooper]

Picked up 40 pounds of crawfish at Logan today, shipped in fresh overnight. Got 10 pounds of shrimp, 5# Andouille sausage, and a dozen lobster ready to go in the boil plus an assortment of corn, shrooms, potatoes, etc. Too bad I don't like any of you and didn't invite you. Me and my real friends will be having a great time while you guys sit at home in your Moms basement and feel all lonely. Losers.

Your "real friends". That makes, what? 3 people? Alice for sure, because she's so nice. Maybe two of Alice's friends?

Let's face it. We aren't much, but we're all you have.

We especially love you when you have lobster. And brisket. And beer.

Since you have beer much of the time, me love you much of the time.

 

[day_trippr]

Ok, limited time issue here.

As you can't buy oil-based exterior stain in MA any more and I'm fatally Old School, I have to make a run out to Brattleboro VT tomorrow to score a couple of cases of Cabot OVT.

But from Central MA that's a pretty decent ride on a nice day and the forecast for Saturday is favorable, so I'm taking the S4 on a ride with the Spousal Unit to make a day of it.

The question is, what's the best brew pub in Brattleboro these days?
A cursory Google shows there are at least few contenders - McNeil's, Flat Street and Whetstone, but are there any recommendations out in HBT land?

tia

Cheers!

 

[paulthenurse]

Dunno. Too far.

 

[smurfjuice]

Thot they stoped making OVT years ago

 

[bluemoose]

There is an old Mill in Bratt. Can't remember the name.

 

[day_trippr]

Thot they stoped making OVT years ago

Cabot still sells it, but most of the NorthEast states now have VOC requirements that OVT can't meet without ending up pouring like peanut butter.
Vermont may be the only state around these parts that you can still buy it.
The store said they do a land-office business selling OVT to outta-Staters and particularly New Yorkers.


So after loading the trunk with cases of oil stain we ended up parking the car down town and touring on foot - Brattleboro is a very walkable place and the day was perfect for it.

Had a flight at McNeil's (a grotty place) but the pourer was pleasant enough.
About a dozen of their brews on tap, we did 3 ounce samples until I found two that I actually liked.
They had Sox In Two on the tube and the manager made it clear if I knew anything about last night's Fenway Abortion (I totally watched the game last night) I best keep it to myself.
Ohhhkaaayyy - "Check, please!"


Then we walked down to the river's edge and had an excellent lunch at Whetstone with a few of their offerings.
Modern-ish facility with a deck hanging over the river, good crew working the place.
Gotta say the Hill Farmstead brews they had on tap were superior to their own, but they make a killer loaded burger - both thumbs up.

After chilling on their deck for awhile we walked back up the hill to Hermit Thrush Brewery.
They're in a rehabbed mill, don't do food, but they do a lot of off-the-path brews.
We had a seriously funky flight of their brews while chatting them up about what went in each (some of the styles were totally new to me) before carefully cruising home (lotsa troopers out today!)

All in all an effin' fabulous day.
Hope everyone out there had a good one, too...

Cheers!

 

[paulthenurse]

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