paulthenurse
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And no. It wasn't a 16 year old. The guy was 40
paulthenurse said:And no. It wasn't a 16 year old. The guy was 40
pauthenurse said:Is it REALLY a good idea to say "you're over the hill, you drive around the home depot parking lot taking pictures of teenagers in their parents' minivan, you're a disturbed old man for the rest of your life?"
Out of frame to the right is the old lady that ptn ran over taking this picture.
paulthenurse said:Is it REALLY a good idea to say "You're 16, you made it around the block without running over an old lady, you're good to go for the rest of your life?" That's a snowblower hanging out the back of Moms minivan.
Yeah, well, Paul's a teddy bear.
Otoh - and of course, going strictly by your forum persona - my conclusion is you should make a sincere habit of checking your six.
Like, always and forever.
So you have that going for you...
Cheers!
paulthenurse said:No you f'ing idiots. I was at HD buying light bulbs and saw some jackass loading a snow blower into the back of a minivan.
yeager1977 said:Stocking up for the lightbulb apocalypse that's going to happen Jan 1? Also get you 80 gallons of water and 500 lbs of beef jerky?
paulthenurse said:AND ONCE AGAIN...... Yeager confounds the masses with his 'late in the day, blueberry beer effected blathering.' You are the ONLY guy I know who needs a breathalyzer on his keyboard more than I do.
To my dear friend, the Flatulant Fowl...
you've fallen into the oft repeated trap of believing that I give two good shirts about any of you farktards or anything that gets posted on this thread.
the_bird said:That's not even a ****ing minivan, anyway. People like you are too big a ***** to use the "utility" part of "sport-utility."
the_bird said:Old man, you don't even know what the **** you're pissed off about.
Google or YouTube search Dana Carvey old man. Sorry, don't know how to link from the phone.
Thunder_Chicken said:
paulthenurse said:I take it all back. I'm sorry. I'm really a nice guy. Honest. I help little old ladies across the road, I know all the words to Kumbya in three languages, I get all choked up when the bells ring and an angel gets his wings, and I believe in miracles. I'll stop being a curmudgeon. I'll whistle when I walk down the street. I'll say Hi to strangers on the street. I'll eat my vegetables and floss. I have seen the light and it is saccharine colored!!!!!! Can't we all be friends?
I take it all back.
I'm sorry. I'm really a nice guy. Honest. I help little old ladies across the road, I know all the words to Kumbya in three languages, I get all choked up when the bells ring and an angel gets his wings, and I believe in miracles.
I'll stop being a curmudgeon. I'll whistle when I walk down the street. I'll say Hi to strangers on the street. I'll eat my vegetables and floss.
I have seen the light and it is saccharine colored!!!!!!
Can't we all be friends?
paulthenurse said:Gooooooooooddddddddmorning Massholes!!!!!!!!!
Hope everyone got a good nights sleep! Boy oh boy it's cool. Be sure to go out a few minutes early so you can start SWMBO's car and have it nice and snugly warm for her.
because that half degree makes a difference?
Frustrating thing about that storm last night. When the putz in the big pickup doesn't let me merge when he's supposed to and he blows the horn after I force my way in front of him, there's too much ice and snow on the windows for him to see me flipping him off.
Frustrating thing about that storm last night. When the putz in the big pickup doesn't let me merge when he's supposed to and he blows the horn after I force my way in front of him, there's too much ice and snow on the windows for him to see me flipping him off.
Did you have the right of way? If you did then he should have let you merge. If you were entering a roadway and did not have the right of way I probably would have run you off the road.
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