The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

And no. It wasn't a 16 year old. The guy was 40

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Its ok. I dont think either of them would be offended if you called them kid.

 

[Oginme]

For those who are interested in milk, PM me and I will give you the name of someone in MA who is licensed to sell goat milk.

-- Old Goat

 

[Melana]

And no. It wasn't a 16 year old. The guy was 40

Paul, you are a bit older than 40....

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

Is it REALLY a good idea to say "you're over the hill, you drive around the home depot parking lot taking pictures of teenagers in their parents' minivan, you're a disturbed old man for the rest of your life?"

Out of frame to the right is the old lady that ptn ran over taking this picture.

ftfy

 

[DakotaRules]

Is it REALLY a good idea to say "You're 16, you made it around the block without running over an old lady, you're good to go for the rest of your life?" That's a snowblower hanging out the back of Moms minivan.

We're you really the jack hole that bought a snowblower the day before a storm??!!!

 

[paulthenurse]

No you f'ing idiots. I was at HD buying light bulbs and saw some ******* loading a snow blower into the back of a minivan. It occurred to me that most of us get our license at 16 and with one trip around the block with a Trooper in your car you are basically good for the rest of your life. No one ever checks up to see if you ever smartened up. Everyone thinks they are an excellent driver and most people on the road are total f'ing morons. This guy was a case in point. He waited till the day of a snowstorm, drove to HD and loaded a full assembled snow blower into the back of his minivan.

I left out the part about him getting offended that I was taking his picture.
"What are you taking a picture of me for?"
"Because you don't even know why I am. Good luck getting home. Hope you don't kill anyone."

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

Boy PTN, you put your heart, soul, and a lot of energy into being an Masshole. I would have just shrugged my shoulders, accepted that there are stupid people in the world, and moved on. Stopping, bitching, photographing, then logging on to bitch some more - you sir are an overachieving Masshole. I salute you!

But my blood pressure is probably a lot lower than yours, so I'll live longer.

 

[day_trippr]

Yeah, well, Paul's a teddy bear.
Otoh - and of course, going strictly by your forum persona - my conclusion is you should make a sincere habit of checking your six.
Like, always and forever.

So you have that going for you...

Cheers!

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

Yeah, well, Paul's a teddy bear.
Otoh - and of course, going strictly by your forum persona - my conclusion is you should make a sincere habit of checking your six.
Like, always and forever.

So you have that going for you...

Cheers!

Oh noes...did I hurt someone's feelings? Geesh, I better make sure I put more smile emoticons in my replies so folks know to lighten up a bit. nestar::fro::cross:

 

[yeager1977]

No you f'ing idiots. I was at HD buying light bulbs and saw some ******* loading a snow blower into the back of a minivan.

Stocking up for the lightbulb apocalypse that's going to happen Jan 1? Also get you 80 gallons of water and 500 lbs of beef jerky?

 

[paulthenurse]

Stocking up for the lightbulb apocalypse that's going to happen Jan 1? Also get you 80 gallons of water and 500 lbs of beef jerky?

AND ONCE AGAIN...... Yeager confounds the masses with his 'late in the day, blueberry beer effected blathering.'

You are the ONLY guy I know who needs a breathalyzer on his keyboard more than I do.

 

[paulthenurse]

To my dear friend, the Flatulant Fowl...
you've fallen into the oft repeated trap of believing that I give two good shirts about any of you farktards or anything that gets posted on this thread.


Wrongo, Buckwheat! Tell Alfalfa the news.

 

[yeager1977]

AND ONCE AGAIN...... Yeager confounds the masses with his 'late in the day, blueberry beer effected blathering.' You are the ONLY guy I know who needs a breathalyzer on his keyboard more than I do.

You don't read the news?

http://money.cnn.com/2013/12/13/news/economy/light-bulb-ban/

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

To my dear friend, the Flatulant Fowl...
you've fallen into the oft repeated trap of believing that I give two good shirts about any of you farktards or anything that gets posted on this thread.

Ah, good. I'll shut my conscience off now.

 

[meadowstream]

I saw this and had to check if the picture was of me! 2 weeks ago, I drove my minivan up to Nashua to buy a new Ariens...it fit all the way in (I took the 2 rows of seats out) and drove home. It didn't occur to me that it might look stupid. I don't think it did...but now my confidence is waning. LOL.

That thing performed like a champ in the heavy snow west of Boston yesterday.

Was it worth driving to NH to avoid $70 in MA sales tax? Probably not, but I did it anyway.

 

[the_bird]

I'd have done the same thing with the snowblower and not thought twice about it. Strap it down with some tie-downs and stay off the Interstate, it's not going anywhere. Hell, I haul around a 26' extension ladder in a Honda Element. Whether this guy's approach to bringing the snowblower home is "safe" or not depends entirely on how he's got it tied down, which we can't see in your fuzzy pic.

That's not even a ****ing minivan, anyway. People like you are too big a ***** to use the "utility" part of "sport-utility."

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

im glad someone osted that it wasnt a minivan, looked like a jeep grand cherokee. I have gotten one home in my CRV so its not that bad.

 

[paulthenurse]

That's not even a ****ing minivan, anyway. People like you are too big a ***** to use the "utility" part of "sport-utility."

Sorry to offend the soccer moms on the thread. I should probably have gone over to him, handed him an orange segment, hugged him and told him that the State Trooper was jealous of what a winner he really is!

 

[the_bird]

Old man, you don't even know what the **** you're pissed off about.

 

[bigjohnmilford]

Old man, you don't even know what the **** you're pissed off about.

Google or YouTube search Dana Carvey old man. Sorry, don't know how to link from the phone.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Baaaack in myyyy day... We CARRIED our snowblowers on our BACKS... And the metal bottoms would rip open our skin until our spines were exposed! Annnnnnnnd we LOVED it!!

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

Google or YouTube search Dana Carvey old man. Sorry, don't know how to link from the phone.

 

[bigjohnmilford]

Video Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbU4Cb4A4-o

Thanks, I knew I liked you for more than your witty replies to PTN.

 

[paulthenurse]

I take it all back.

I'm sorry. I'm really a nice guy. Honest. I help little old ladies across the road, I know all the words to Kumbya in three languages, I get all choked up when the bells ring and an angel gets his wings, and I believe in miracles.

I'll stop being a curmudgeon. I'll whistle when I walk down the street. I'll say Hi to strangers on the street. I'll eat my vegetables and floss.

I have seen the light and it is saccharine colored!!!!!!

Can't we all be friends?

 

[bigjohnmilford]

I take it all back. I'm sorry. I'm really a nice guy. Honest. I help little old ladies across the road, I know all the words to Kumbya in three languages, I get all choked up when the bells ring and an angel gets his wings, and I believe in miracles. I'll stop being a curmudgeon. I'll whistle when I walk down the street. I'll say Hi to strangers on the street. I'll eat my vegetables and floss. I have seen the light and it is saccharine colored!!!!!! Can't we all be friends?

Who said it was a bad thing you were a curmudgeon? That's why you're so loved. You're just an older curmudgeon than most of us. : )

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I take it all back.

I'm sorry. I'm really a nice guy. Honest. I help little old ladies across the road, I know all the words to Kumbya in three languages, I get all choked up when the bells ring and an angel gets his wings, and I believe in miracles.

I'll stop being a curmudgeon. I'll whistle when I walk down the street. I'll say Hi to strangers on the street. I'll eat my vegetables and floss.

I have seen the light and it is saccharine colored!!!!!!

Can't we all be friends?

Oh frig! It's Christmas Sweater PTN!

 

[paulthenurse]

Gooooooooooddddddddmorning Massholes!!!!!!!!!

Hope everyone got a good nights sleep! Boy oh boy it's cool. Be sure to go out a few minutes early so you can start SWMBO's car and have it nice and snugly warm for her.

 

[bluemoose]

Gooooooooooddddddddmorning Massholes!!!!!!!!!

Hope everyone got a good nights sleep! Boy oh boy it's cool. Be sure to go out a few minutes early so you can start SWMBO's car and have it nice and snugly warm for her.

-16.5 here.

 

[Melana]

because that half degree makes a difference?