The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[the_bird]

PTN won't listen to my reason, but I'd humbly suggest Washburn Island in Waquoit Bay for your couch skiiing shenanigans. Campsites, easy boat access, watersports in the the bay or boating out past the breakwater, sandy beach, no hassles. Really nice area. You have to reserve campsites in advance.

"Watersports" are really more Dakota's thing. That bastard loves nothing better than pissing on a chicken.

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

"Watersports" are really more Dakota's thing. That bastard loves nothing better than pissing on a chicken.

That's sick. Dakota needs a frikkin' life, or a restraining order, or both.

 

[Melana]

You need me to keep this pathetic whine-fest of a thread from devolving into complete banality. You can deny all you want, but you need me to be here. Otherwise there would be nothing left but Melana's avatar (which is pretty kickin', I admit, but she could change it).

The one thing you need to watch for on Washburn is that there are a lot of ticks there. They like to suck on big fat sweaty guys in summer. If PTN shows up everyone else should have a nice, tick-free experience. They swim, so pulling up offshore won't help.

Was already planning on changing my avatar after Christmas... Back to my boring Cadillac. I think the Caddy is sexy....

 

[paulthenurse]

You need me to keep this pathetic whine-fest of a thread from devolving into complete banality. You can deny all you want, but you need me to be here.

Ok, Col. Jeffers.

 

[DakotaRules]

That's sick. Dakota needs a frikkin' life, or a restraining order, or both.

You don't know me, don't judge. I like the fight they give. Bacoack!

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

You don't know me, don't judge. I like the fight they give. Bacoack!

i thought you liked them without a pulse, no fight

 

[paulthenurse]

Apropos of absolutely nothing, I get a huge kick out of those insurance commercials where the guy is a walking talking disaster. I should send them a script for their next commercial...

"I'm a couch. And you decided it would be a spiffy idea to rig me up with a couple of toboggans underneath my feet just so you could tow a few of your pals behind your boat while they drink beer sitting on me. Their widows attorneys giggled when they heard who your insurance company is. By the time they are done with you you'll wish you were with your pals on the bottom of the ocean, strapped down on me..."

 

[Cape Brewing]

I think the toboggans would have to be set up like outriggers... add some stability.

 

[bluemoose]

I would suggest surf boards. More buoyant.

 

[day_trippr]

Bruins are hanging tough on their Canada Tour 2013 trip. Johnson did a good job in net tonight and if they can manage one more win they'll have swept a four game trip and get to come home...

Cheers!

 

[paulthenurse]

Close and late... Within 7 point and 4 th qtr or OT. Manning has a rating of 81. The rest of the time ( in other words when there is no pressure) his rating is 112.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

happy friday the 13th everyone. I have already walked under a ladder, a black cat crossed my path and broke a mirror....today is gonna be a wonderful day

 

[Melana]

Yay

Started out the day with an empty oil tank. All set now but sucky way to kick off a Friday.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey Cape,

Given the call for a foot of snow, will the Bog be frozen over tomorrow or will you put your own spin on things and allow hockey in the fermentation room?

 

[Melana]

Hey Cape,

Given the call for a foot of snow, will the Bog be frozen over tomorrow or will you put your own spin on things and allow hockey in the fermentation room?

You're welcome to stop in here for beer Paul...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Hey Cape,

Given the call for a foot of snow, will the Bog be frozen over tomorrow or will you put your own spin on things and allow hockey in the fermentation room?

Jack Abbey already stole the idea. They lost a whole tank of beer. Somehow I think Cape is already thinking of out doing this publicity stunt.




Melana can you post the front of your avatar in your heatless house please?

 

[paulthenurse]

Melana can you post the front of your avatar in your heatless house please?

Wow, even I, PTN, of the Thousand and One Tasteless Posts wouldn't go there.

I appreciate the offer Melana. We'll see what tomorrow brings, running the usual gazzillion errands before Christmas all weekend. I've got your #. If I'm in the area I'll give you a shout. Be nice to see you guys again.

 

[Melana]

Wow, even I, PTN, of the Thousand and One Tasteless Posts wouldn't go there.

I appreciate the offer Melana. We'll see what tomorrow brings, running the usual gazzillion errands before Christmas all weekend. I've got your #. If I'm in the area I'll give you a shout. Be nice to see you guys again.

I'll PM you my number.

 

[Melana]

Melana can you post the front of your avatar in your heatless house please?

Sorry, my house now has heat. No headlights here....

 

[bigjohnmilford]

Wow, even I, PTN, of the Thousand and One Tasteless Posts wouldn't go there. I appreciate the offer Melana. We'll see what tomorrow brings, running the usual gazzillion errands before Christmas all weekend. I've got your #. If I'm in the area I'll give you a shout. Be nice to see you guys again.

If it doesn't work out this weekend perhaps we could meet up for lunch one day. Since Mrs. The Nurse works about 5 minutes from our house.

 

[Cape Brewing]

A few flurries isn't going to close The Bog.

 

[Melana]

A few flurries isn't going to close The Bog.

Frank and Matt really are troopers, eh?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Frank and Matt really are troopers, eh?

Matt has the day off. I'll be there and and mashed in by 6:15am

 

[bob1852]

A few flurries isn't going to close The Bog.

No, but crappy reviews on a beer app no one uses will.

 

[Cape Brewing]

No, but crappy reviews on a beer app no one uses will.

No, bad reviews won't. Someone from this thread thinking it is funny to post one, probably never having tasting the beer... that would piss us off but bot stop us.

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

Cape - I might actually be able to get to the Bog tomorrow. Don't run out of beer.

Although, I did just bottle 10 gallons of beer and have another five about ready to pour...missus is starting to think I have a beer problem. The situation will require some finesse.

 

[Melana]

Cape - I might actually be able to get to the Bog tomorrow. Don't run out of beer.

Although, I did just bottle 10 gallons of beer and have another five about ready to pour...missus is starting to think I have a beer problem. The situation will require some finesse.

Just tell her you're doing holiday shopping....

 

[Oginme]

Cape - I might actually be able to get to the Bog tomorrow. Don't run out of beer.

Although, I did just bottle 10 gallons of beer and have another five about ready to pour...missus is starting to think I have a beer problem. The situation will require some finesse.

As I look over the seven cases that I have on hand and the four more cases sitting in carboys, I dip down into my stock list of excuses and diversions:

-- I've got to brew more now, once kidding season is here I need to shut it down...

-- See, I don't have a drinking problem, otherwise all this beer would be gone...

-- Well, I'd only have half as much if I didn't do some of the recipes you asked for...

-- So you're saying you want me to stop cleaning the kitchen every weekend?

 

[paulthenurse]

Speaking of kidding season... Got milk?

 

[paulthenurse]

Is it REALLY a good idea to say "You're 16, you made it around the block without running over an old lady, you're good to go for the rest of your life?"

That's a snowblower hanging out the back of Moms minivan.