The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[bluemoose]

I just report the news.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

because that half degree makes a difference?

when it gets that low, .25 makes the difference.

 

[paulthenurse]

Yeager looked like Smilin' Bob after his 'natural male enhancement' drug regimine produced a .25 inch improvement.

 

[paulthenurse]

To the guy in the 2001 Saturn with bald tires who spin out and took out three cars going the other way... Solid work. areshole. You've tied up traffic for miles in both directions You should be bent over the hood of your sh1tbox, buggered with your tire iron and summarily executed for the good of humanity.

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

Don't hold back PTN, tell us how you feel. Let the anger flow.

 

[NBBC13]

Frustrating thing about that storm last night. When the putz in the big pickup doesn't let me merge when he's supposed to and he blows the horn after I force my way in front of him, there's too much ice and snow on the windows for him to see me flipping him off.

 

[meadowstream]

Yesterday probably saw a record number of obscured hand signals.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Frustrating thing about that storm last night. When the putz in the big pickup doesn't let me merge when he's supposed to and he blows the horn after I force my way in front of him, there's too much ice and snow on the windows for him to see me flipping him off.

why is he supposed to let you merge? if your coming onto a highway there is a triangular shaped sign that has the words yield on it, its you thats supposed to stop, not the guy on the highway

 

[Melana]

Frustrating thing about that storm last night. When the putz in the big pickup doesn't let me merge when he's supposed to and he blows the horn after I force my way in front of him, there's too much ice and snow on the windows for him to see me flipping him off.

Did you have the right of way? If you did then he should have let you merge. If you were entering a roadway and did not have the right of way I probably would have run you off the road.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Did you have the right of way? If you did then he should have let you merge. If you were entering a roadway and did not have the right of way I probably would have run you off the road.

i think I did run a few of those idiots off the road last night

 

[paulthenurse]

Oooooommmmmmmmmmm

Oooooooooooommmmmmmmm
Ooooooommmmmmmmmmmm
Oooooooommmmmmmmmmm
Ooooooooooommmmmmmmm


Got my Christmas sweater mantra thing trying to go...


Nope. Won't work. F that ****. I only calling it the way it is. Someone acts like a dbag I'm calling them on it.

 

[Melana]

Oooooommmmmmmmmmm

Oooooooooooommmmmmmmm
Ooooooommmmmmmmmmmm
Oooooooommmmmmmmmmm
Ooooooooooommmmmmmmm


Got my Christmas sweater mantra thing trying to go...


Nope. Won't work. F that ****. I only calling it the way it is. Someone acts like a dbag I'm calling them on it.

You never cease to amuse!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Its important to understand that in Massachusetts every change in direction we signal to notify everyone. Another tidbit is the placing of an object (cone/chair/tv) in parking spots directing people to designated spots during a snow emergency. Everyone does their part. If you see a folding chair in a spot, it means move right in. Advice when visiting our friendly state.

 

[paulthenurse]

Some one once said that the best way to learn how to drive in Boston is to go to an NBA game, watch the fast break, then get in your car and practice it.

One thing I do know for sure... If you stop for a yellow light you're gonna get rear ended.

 

[Melana]

Some one once said that the best way to learn how to drive in Boston is to go to an NBA game, watch the fast break, then get in your car and practice it.

One thing I do know for sure... If you stop for a yellow light you're gonna get rear ended.

Agreed!

 

[NBBC13]

Did you have the right of way? If you did then he should have let you merge. If you were entering a roadway and did not have the right of way I probably would have run you off the road.

it was a merge (not a yield), and technically his lane was merging into my lane - but the idiots in the suburbs don't know the rules when the weather is bad. I might be aggressive, but I follow the rules.

 

[Melana]

Me too!

 

[paulthenurse]

Me too!

Sure you do.

And Yeager is the "King of His Castle," ala Ralph Cramden; as opposed to being The Master of his Domain ala Yeager .

 

[Melana]

Sure you do.

And Yeager is the "King of His Castle," ala Ralph Cramden; as opposed to being The Master of his Domain ala Yeager .

Oh I do follow the rules... I just decide which ones that I actually want to follow!

 

[paulthenurse]

Sitting outside of my advisors office waiting for her and her work study students to finish up their office Christmas party so I can go in and kiss her ass in an attempt to get into a full class next semester.


Ho ho f'ing ho!

I think I'm going to leave here and go by Yeager's house and drop kick McKenzie to Rhode Island to make myself feel better

 

[bluemoose]

Anybody in need of britetanks?

http://burlington.craigslist.org/for/4251245317.html

 

[paulthenurse]

My attempts to charm, cajole, bluster, make goo goo eyes and otherwise talk my way into said class met with abject failure.


Fark me up the arse with a cactus!!!!!!!

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

My attempts to charm, cajole, bluster, make goo goo eyes and otherwise talk my way into said class met with abject failure.


Fark me up the arse with a cactus!!!!!!!

Charm school will have to wait another semester then. Keep studying.

 

[the_bird]

Well, Paulie, if they let you in, they'd have to kick eight other students out just so there'd be room in the classroom.

 

[paulthenurse]

Don't even go there. I am one seriously charming f'ing guy when I'm not being PTN. I mean, you guys wouldn't even recognize me.

Sure, it didn't work today but....


Hey Chris....... You better fit a homing device into that Barbara Bush looking rat of yours. He's headed to New Jersey straight from my size 11 1/2 boots tonight. I was only going to boot him to RI before but now I'm pissed. Really and truly pissed.

 

[the_bird]

 

[paulthenurse]

well, paulie, if they let you in, they'd have to kick eight other students out just so there'd be room in the classroom.

gfy

 

[paulthenurse]

Once again...

GFY

 

[paulthenurse]

Jameson's makes everything tolerable.

 

[bigjohnmilford]

Jameson's makes everything tolerable.

No work for the next 9 days will take care of that for me.